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Chamakh is such a diving tw*t

the match announcer sounds like that 'Leeeroy Jeeeeenkins' meme

RTG has a very particular way of dealing with predictions, and if you in any way disagree then you are inevitably a mag.... Pundit 'X' tips safc to win/stay up: "Always liked him, a great pundit", "One of the few who knows what he's talking about", "Good to see an actual expert on these things for once" Pundit 'Y' tips safc to lose/go down "Typical, he's never liked us", "A sh*t player and an even worse pundit", "looks like (Y) is back on the booze again", "what an absolute ars*hole that man is", "Well known Mag sympathiser" Ad infinitum.

Aye confidently hoofing the f*cker with one eye shut....but hey, lets not deny him this accolade!

In the Independent's 'Most under-rated players of the year' (alongside Gouffran-ran-ran). Take a bow son etc... http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-most-underrated-players-in-the-premier-league-9015857.html

Makes the Indy's 'Most under-rated players of the year' (along with Iron Mike) http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/the-most-underrated-players-in-the-premier-league-9015857.html

Apparently someone from Stoke was nasty about them, so they abandoned their 'please love us' shtick, and really went for it...with a massive lack of self awareness: Do these quotes remind you of anyone? http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-stokie-friends.849648/

Lose both legs convincingly, relegated by Easter and then, just as the realisation begins to dawn, slide gently but inexorably into the North Sea, to join their many deceased non-attending brethren.....and never to return. Aye but i'd miss derby day like.

Following on from the self-flagellation on their many attendance threads....apropos of nothing: Match attendance: 20,731 RTG 'official' Match thread views: 61,208

Players get another energy sapping 2 games in unwinnable semi, fans get all giddy with their false-hope injection, SAFC reap the rewards of another half-capacity crowd. Job done. Down by easter.

Having their monthly half-decent 30 min spell.

And both the fans go wild......

Oh yes they do!

20,731. Damn you North Sea, public transport, the recently deceased, Nissan's rota system and ice-age geography. Damn you aaaaaaaaalllllllllll........

Life in Sunderla.......hang on? A three-bar gas fire? I'm calling bullshit. EDIT - A quick google shows apparently they did exist. I didnt realise he was posting from 1979.

That thread man, such desperation....the number of them blaming transport links! "Dad what football team do I support?" "Choose Sunderland of course, just like me and your Granda" "Erm....can I check the bus timetable first? And of course, 1992 when football began: Ladies and gentleman, the world contradiction champion 2013.

And not forgetting the various graveyards and necropolis of the region, hence the empty pink seats. RIP FTM marras. Their current predicament reminds me of the dental torture scenes in Marathon Man. Much like the old nazi guy rubs anesthetic into Dustin Hoffmans gums after each long and painful session, the mackems will offer similar false hope in the occasional point or half-decent losing performance, only to fall to bits and remain rock bottom the next week thus elongating the inevitable. Its the long and torturous hope that'll break them. And I'll be the creepy guy in the corner, just watching....

Apart from David Bowie in '87 who, as i pointed out in the mackem thread, appears to have gone there by mistake (watch the first 6 seconds) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILzrb5iU0lc

My understanding (not sure if it's true) is that we can't host the air show because both Newcastle and our coast is too close to the airport and flight paths. Though Sunderland is still close in terms of air space it can be worked around for 48 hours where as having it at say Newcastle or Cullercoats isn't. Oh. In that case I would like to shelve my proposal.

Bowie, 1987, at Roker Park Marra... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILzrb5iU0lc "Thank you, good evening Newcastle...."

North East Top

*affects fey Lancashire Accent* "The thing is, I don't know. And nor do they, and that's whats scary...and exciting. Anything can happen with Newcastle, and also nothing - at the same time. Southampton? Well, precisely, who could possibly say? I can't predict what will or won't happen, so I'm sitting on the fence, with a firm 'maybe'. Beat Chelsea? Lose to Swansea? Beat Man U? I'm stumped Gary....Pfffffff. I'm so shit at this, Why can't I admit what a clueless charlatan I am? Erm, whatever, 2-1. What did Rizzle Kickz predict?"

Its the classic Kubler-Ross model of grievance... Anger... Fear.... Denial... Bullshit... Acceptance... Oh. Scratch that last one. Forgot who we were dealing with.

They are most definitely not taking the announcement of gigs at SJP well.... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/kings-of-leon.847224/ By page 4 they're already fighting, accusing each other of being 'mags' and questioning each other's sexuality! Such a backwards place, seriously.

Barca were so cool with the refusal of sponsors for decades, then became even cooler with their unicef endorsement. Now look at them. Whores like the rest of us.....