bhoywhonder

http://i.imgur.com/LUma8Om.png Hmm, we seemed to have jumped to the conclusion they're visiting a club de Ligue 1

shan. Geet shan in fact.

I think we're all ignoring the real victim here.....This poor bugger got distracted all the way through her weekly shop. Life in sunderland.

As if the initial outlay matters. Cabaye could leave to Derby County on a free or to PSG for a Gazillion billion (+ £1 release clause). The net re-investment to the team would remain....one ha'penny jizz. Straight into Ashley's pocket with an 'it was too late, well we tried' from pardew. Predictable.

Ah, the vaulting ambition of the Premier League half-arsed seat fillers....to be 'comfortableish'

all over the place....mentally he's not there.

If I was Pardew, Id swear I was holding her legs.....

I dont want to throw the baby* out with the bath water** (*Cabaye = baby, **Debuchy = bathwater, or vice versa) But he's been absolutely rank tonight. F*ck you Matthieu Bathwater.

I've seen plays that were better than this. Honest to God… plays.

werlds greyatest HAULED OFF marra marra marra marra FTM

Everton, Tony Cottee, I was just a bairn and it scarred me for life...though we have another 35 mins so, yeah.

Right now i'd settle for a 3 goal defeat. On saturday.

Carragher's gone hypersonic...anyone got a pet bat who can translate?

Wonderful. Damage limitation before half-time. "A key plank of his central defence...." You said it.

And he doesnt even sound convinced by his own bullsh*t "For me Goufrann hasnt done enough, maybe Ameobi......(loooong pause)........might do....something"

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2013/08/19/premier-league-manchester-city-vs-newcastle-united-match-preview The dangers of trawling the internet's shallow end when you don't have Skysports.

"Hey, this emergency exit, is just painted on...."

Knocked on the head IIRC, just going to be regular landscaping. Lets not forget this was the plot of land next to the metro station, and absolutely F*** all to do with the club. But a great excuse for the national press to indulge in their usual 'haha look at teh fat geordies on a slide, probly all covered in p*ss and drunk and fat haha, teh gerodies are funny lol"

FFS, just dangle them from level seven while you're at it. Upside down. On fire.

He already has an FA cup winners medal. There is no God.

The first line of that makes it sound like a transcript of Benito's post-match prayer. And that's today's 'Big Fact'. I'm Alan Partridge, the times approaching a quarter to ten...."

Jesus wept, this is still happening? Can those bamps not go 90 minutes without necking their bait and chucking the litter on the pitch? Go for some scran beforehand, your 'city' centre is fully stocked with Greggs and chippies. (And not much else BTW)

Please look at us, we exist. Genuinely we do, we exist and we matter...we matter to people....people like you marra. That's a word we made, do you like it? Please like it, marra. It means friend...you're our friend right? Marra? Also FTM. It means F*ck the Mags. 0-3-1-9

Well, it definitely is true. Whether he said it or not may be up for debate.

"....Day's full approval"