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Dat ball from Debuchy

Ben Arfa on surely? Nope, Jonas.

"hasnt scored for thirty games for club or country" Just get on with it Bellamy you tw*t

Bellamy, away tae f*ck you....

so Debuchy is a RW and Gouffran a FB? It's a world gone topsy-turvy!

Et encore!

bang, thats liquid football

So our most recent European matches went in the sports section, their most recent forays are in the 'Remember When' feature! ;D Also, challenging readers to remember 2 matches in a 2 week window about 40 years ago.... Considering many with a fully formed memory of either match must now be marching towards Alzheimer's, the Chron probably thought they better get this out now before it's too late.

Must Gwyn....

His marking and positioning off the ball was shocking at times. He also couldn't stick in a decent cross. Santon has been the same really. I was referring to his defending rather than his forays forward. As far as marking, the positioning of the entire defense seemed to be that of 4 individuals trying desperately to cover each other's arse - it certainly didnt look like a unit to me. In that respect Debuchy doesnt seem deserving of singling-out, it was a collective f*ck up.

Debuchy didnt do a great deal wrong tonight imo. MYM and Santon stunk the place out and Colo had bramble-esque lapses on more than one occasion.

'To give Everton a nervy finale' Nah. That was Breaking Bad. This is ending 3-2.

what is it with our free kicks straight into the wall? Impeccable every time

He is babe. I meant FOREVER

Anita needs to be in the first 11

Williamson bossing Lukaku? Is it opposite day?

Bang, straight past Osama bin Sweary..comeback is on lads!

Timely by Debuchy there, though Osman scuffed it

cocks!!

go on Santon, have a shot, what could go wrong?

Santon FFS, it's traditional to keep your eyes open when taking a shot

F*cking Colo man, who put ricin in his tea?

he's getting a hatrick before HT....

Santons all over the place. Debuchy looks a model of composure in comparison.

Jesus, too easy