bhoywhonder

"And when I slinked out, no-one noticed. I floated like an angel out of that place, albeit an angel who had ran out the room when everyone was looking out the window. It was a magical barely-remembered experience. I bought a horse - 'Chestnut' - the best horse in the world, she made me feel like a king, it was a magical horse-bonding experience.....I joined Northcastle, You are playing in that lovely black and blue kit. At the best stadium in the world, St James's Field I floated like a turd on that pitch, it was a magical money-laden experience". And no matter what else can be levelled at the man, you can't argue with him there.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-cheer-me-up.805530/ I think what he means is "Arsenal in for world class kebab. Turned down, sign Ozil instead.....West Brom in for world class sessegnon. Get him immediately."

Sessegone....sh*te anyway, ney end product, 2 good games a seyson, over-rated to f*ck by those on hey-er. [mack-tracking]

F*ck this, i've got two episodes of Breaking Bad to watch....by the time the window SLAMS shut they* better have offed at least 2 major players. *they = either BB or NUFC, past caring at this point.

but...but...but.....DiCanio's win ratio must be good, after all they came back so well to beat, erm... (Checks Google) Oh, MK Dons. Ok, as you were, bedwetting mackems.

God God, the Macktracking on that thread has been uranium-enriched...it's reached weapons-grade bitterness! Odd to think he was Ben Arfa's superior about a week ago.

"Obviously we're mainstream, which i suppose makes Morcambe indy...." /shoehorn/ nanoo nanoo bitches.

I remember those guys.... OK Nobby, stow the f*cking trumpet, you're coming out of retirement

Commentators in full patronising mode.... EDIY: oh it turns out youre sh*te...f*ck off home and bow down to your PL masters

Bang, that just happened.....I'm wrong about everything

If last night's games are a precedence, Cabaye and Cisse are getting pulled up for drink-driving in sunderland somewhere right now.....

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

Is no-one else seeing this? "Morcambe DOMINATING Newcastle...5 shots on target to a mere three. Plenty for Pardew to think about....Lets have a look at the possesion.... Silence s*** ref, it's should have been red/ Aye - funny that Sky aren't showing it any attention whatsoever mind. Straight red. 100% Sky are itching for an upset, like. Dominating procedings....5 shots on target, to a mere three And Ronny Radford mentioned....BINGO!

The only thing Ive learned from the half-time analysis is that Olivier Bernard needs a new tailor and a voice coach. Sounding pure Waaaalsend at times. And that f*cking suit.......

Yup. Despite the 6 goal reaming from villa, the turgid garbage served up in the last few 'must win' games last season, getting run ragged by MK Dons, 17th place, the fascism....all forgiven because of one result. Its a good job for him NUFC is so intrinsic to the 'success' of their club otherwise he'd be swinging from a lamppost by midnight. (Much like his hero did)

Used to like the guy, but it became clear he's actually the archetypal air-headed idiot surrounded by money-grabbing leeches and opportunistic c*nts just out to line their own pockets at his expense. We should be avoiding him like the plague.

Flamini and Cabaye are completely different players..... buying one does not rule out buying the other (in my humble, but correct, opinion).

OK, had enough now..... if all's said is true, he needs to p*ss off sharpish and we need to draw a line under the whole affair. Drain Arsenal or PSG for maximum cash and boot him out. After last season's craven show and complete lack of effort does he really think he holds all the cards?

"Expected to table" Thanks Chronicle, you just killed English.

The craic on that forum is absolutely lifting. Every day, 10+ threads on "Horse punchers", "boycoutt", "Wongadome", "1992ers". Typical thread: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/why-do-people-support-newcastle.801231/ Be careful what you wish for son, if NUFC ceased to exist, you and thousands of others in chickentown would apparently have no reason to live.

Wow....Allardyce=keegan (second time round)...didnt realise that. No shearer?

Much much better today.....caught standing once but otherwise didnt do much wrong. Second half much more positive.

From twitter Not heard anything about this from the magedia. I went on the shortbus to see if the slackjaws were more informed but they were too busy talking about the SJP gates....

A hotly contested mantle! But seriously, it's sh*t and awful. Anyone got a screwdriver?

They've even managed to find a pic of the pair of them with their bags packed..... http://www.le10sport.com/football/mercato/exclu-mercato-paris-vise-un-ticket-cabaye-debuchy115004