bhoywhonder

mackems do irony... http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/coca-cola-christmas-truck-rolls-into-sunderland-1-6286684 On the same page.... "Brothers brutally attack goth in Sunderland city centre attack" "Farmers anger at plans for permanent travellers site on Sunderland border" "Sunderland murderer back behind bars after threatening to kill neighbour" Life in sunderland.

It really would...every win, without fail: "Liverpool have been w*nk today like" "Chelsea have been w*nk today like" "Spurs have been w*nk today like" "West Brom have been w*nk today like" "Barca have been w*nk today like" (archived) Can these bitter turds please just put themselves out of their own misery and just get relegated already? Its not even december and theyre already fully focused on finishing 17th and stinking the place out for another year. Rinse-repeat.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/business/sunderland-branded-britain-s-bargain-basement-with-highest-level-of-discount-stores-in-the-country-1-6276158 'Britain's Bargain Basement'

Nope. We've scored 1 league goal at the Leazes since February (if my figures are correct). That's an astonishing statistic. The new "corner" one. Thats ludicrous. Who was the last leazes goal against?

Evened out by the fact that we're all overweight and jobless. And 'gravy stained' marra, don't forget 'gravy stained'. The RTG craic is utterly lifting and as predictable as hell....'Barca of the North', '100,000 screaming jawdees locked out', 'horse punchers', 'Boycoutt', 'magedia'.....HOUSE!

Aye they did, the 'Cockney Mafia Out' banner was altered to read something like 'North East Top Dogs' or 'Forever In Our Shadow', and like most of their made up sh*te it became a stone-cold fact once the imbeciles on the RTG shortbus started whooping it at one another.

10 defeats, 2 fluke wins, rock bottom in December......tatty bye jamrags, don't let the door bump your arse on the way out.

When i worked in doxford park one of my team had a safc desk calendar, each page with a photo from an important historic match.... of the 12 pages, 4 featured games against nufc (and this was in 2008, it would be at least half the year now). We define them, it's quite embarrassing. The 'city' coat of arms might as well have 'Fornicateum Te Mages' across the scroll.

It's sunderland ffs. Any city centre pub where you don't instantly contract an STD just by touching the door handle is a tourist attraction. Coors qualifies as a top quality craft beer in that midden....

Meanwhile in sunderland.....nothing. Nothing at all.

Well done mackems, keep bobbing around the premier league like the unflushable turds that you are...stink the place out for another season, survive by a handful of points, beat 'them mag kernts' thus justifying your existence and repeat. Apropos of nothing, has anyone actually been to sunderland recently? I had to go for work last week, Jesus, what a f*cking hole. It's like a slightly bigger Blyth.

History didn't begin in 1992 ffs, state-broadcasting magedia... Ouch. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24792966

For a place in the quarters man! And by comparison... Sat 10 Aug 2013: Newcastle United 1:1 S.C. Braga (Friendly) Att. 16,187 "Haha 55,000 screaming jawdees locked oot, 10 year waiting list marra!!lolz"

"Fantastic crowd considering" "Who else would get that turnout with what we have had to put up with?" "Excellent, well done to all who turned out..."

I jumped up and kicked a flatmates coffee-table during the 2-2 in the San Siro. It shattered, but he was more p*ssed than me so saw the funny side. My toe split in half. Ended up upside-down in the Leazes at Tiotes goal in the 4-4. My two most memorable/painful celebrations, both draws!

They do realise that was over 20 years ago right? And that actual 2013 adults were born in that year and since? Over on the shortbus they're creaming their keks on the Kinnear-Ferguson non-story. They can't go 5 threads without using the phrase 'the gift that keeps on giving'. Lifeless dullards living in a sink-estate town. Hurry up and get relegated you stains.

Someone had attached one over an exit at the Leazes, probably by blue tac or chewing gum but it was there for the duration.

Just watched the red cards...Appaling. Had enough of these now, bobbing around the premiership like unflushable turds, stinking the place out. Just get relegated already, you've outstayed your welcome, and after the whole Nazi affair, even people who don't like football think you're a bunch of c***s.

Received a (totally unsolicited) text on the bus home from match....'Fluked a win against chelsea, but we won when it really mattered!' "When it really mattered" - Sums them up to a tee. Also, she seemed blissfully unaware that SAFC were actually playing at the time.

Sounds like a nickname for a prison. As for the match...no, just no.

The classies out-classing themselves with yet more gutter behaviour - this time, a Gary speed chant. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/gary-speed.829513/ And as always, the RTG shortbus follow the classic 'Deny - Deflect - Defend' strategy so well rehearsed when Benito got the manager's job...

Saw the slew of interest on the thread and thought the twat had walked. Meh, back to work everyone.

Bored.

Cisse could not look less arsed.

Which in my opinion is the problem...he's a confidence player, you don't go for those outrageous shots which lead to memorable goals without having no fear whether they fly in or sail out the ground. I don't think he's 'not arsed', he just seems sh*t scared of failing.