Klaus

Those poor traders

I had a mare but still somehow won my h2h. Nemtizz

Aston Villa 0-1 Man Utd Southampton 2-0 Everton Spurs 1-0 Stoke Sunderland 2 - 2 Norwich Swansea 2-1 Newcastle Watford 1-0 West Brom West Ham 2 - 1 Leicester Crystal Palace 1 - 1 Arsenal Man City 1-1 Chelsea Liverpool 3-1 Bournemouth

@LeeRobson10: @NUFCThreatLevel met m'villa in tesco before.some bird asked who he played for n he forgot the name haha actually had to remind him ladgeful

We won't play Aarons because he is young and needs to learn to defend .

The accents are great

Is this the winger we are looking for

I will be honest I thought he is a good player and a good signing for them. I don't see us sign a player and instantly think of how jealous all the mackems will be.

He had a mare for their fourth goal tbf.

Erghh. Just seen a replay of that elbow on Diouf. Commentator watching the replay goes 'he's moved his head into his elbow as much as anything'.

I've seen a serbian film, they are pretty weird like

Fucking hell didn't see that second one

Fucking Shane long man

'Turned us down four times'

Arsenal love a slow start to a season like.

Imagine looking at that game and thinking Sissoko did absolutely f*** all Almost as bad as the mongs on twitter thinking Colback was MOTM Mongs are normally impressed by players who run around and put in a couple of blocks.

He certainly ran a long way after that Southampton player before pulling him down for the booking. That was so cynical the kind of thing that would send me raging if it happened to one of our players.

The fact we are shocked at how good that cross was, says enough about this lad. Should not be starting games, when he have talent like Perez on the bench.

Is it just me, or is stokes pitch fucking massive.

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30 points with one to play

I am going to put that tackle down to him being still young and it was his first match so was probably over eager to get stuck in. Probably a bit pissed off he didn't get a start as well.

Also, bare in mind. Under Pardew the team would have shit themselves after going behind. We carried on playing decent football and should have went on to win.

Positives - We actually tried to play football Winegum Mitrovic is a mental bastard Obertan almost looked human (good assist tbf) Negatives - Defense is awful De Jong does not move Tiote Colback on set pieces