Chapo

Doth protest too much Mainepaedo

Fire up the relagationmeter

Andy Carroll was charged with assaulting his then partner during his peak with us. Don’t think it was ever mentioned that he shouldn’t play for us while it was ongoing. I know that Greenwood is a more extreme case as it was a rape charge but if it wasn’t for the audio going public he’d already be back playing for them.

How did we manage to land the only 2 decent Brazilians

Actually looking forward to our first game in the Carabao now so we can see our new fullbacks.

Time to reopen the Black Power thread

Just ran through hardman Martinez

Tyler Colback for 20mill, brilliant

I’ll take “things you hate to see” for 100 Alex.

He’d be a perfect fit there in fairness, with him being a horrible prick.

Always found the rage over imaginary cards comical when you have players roaring at refs to send opposing players off which is seemingly fine.

Such a weird feeling when you see him get the ball anywhere near the opposition goal, you’re genuinely shocked if it doesn’t result in a goal.

Hasselbaink is a great pundit

Football is wank

Carragher is taking the piss clearly, no?

I’m far too cynical for this craic, was laughing my tits off.

Good to see the English production line of arsehole keepers isn’t gender specific.

He’s staying in a motel in Newark?! He will die tonight.

Ex NUFC academy player Jóan Símun Edmundsson just came off the bench against Dundalk in the conference league

Nets are way cheaper. You’re paying premium just for MSG

Poor old Garang just can’t escape Protestantism

On behalf of N-O I would like to welcome his excellency Michael Ashley back as chairman.

I couldn’t give a fuck about the Premier League tbh. I just struggle to connect or care with any of football more. Money always drove the game I know but the whole thing just feels rotten now. We’re going to start to win trophies in the near future and I’ll still be ambivalent towards it all.

It’s pure depressing watching football nosediving towards this shite, even more so with our great leaders being behind it all.

went back an re read it, so it was