Chapo

As if meeting @SEMTEX wasn’t enough trauma for one day. Poor Shaka

Little known fact that EDL actually stands for Eddie & Dan’s Lads.

Get yersel a Gucci headband Barnesy

A rare instance when the money in the account has more value than the player.

I heard Gateshead

Bla

It’s hardly a dig at Gordon, they congratulate the 2 players from their club and acknowledge that the manager was an ex player.

Our new Kevin Nolan

I’d pass but what do I know ?

Gardner?

He’s got the Hitler slick over too tbf.

Worrying lack of purple stickers on his tactic board.

Don’t think I’ve ever heard such a disparity between someone’s speaking voice compared to their singing voice as @Mike Actually annoyed me.

The HTT cup

He was better when he was Irish.

Declining hairline to declining club.

5million in add ons seems so pointless when you’re throwing down a 100 million upfront

Offer them 20million for Adam Armstrong and 5mill for Livramento

Bald and Deflect

Think this is by far the most realistic option.

ooooh! Planning nonces in the mud

Suits Man U perfectly with his ratty features

Heard the prick once visited a zoo as a child. Don’t want him anywhere near us.

Shit hair, worse neck. Bring me the Magyar

What are these cunts saying about Newcastle?!