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Watching that ince / rat boy sky cac & it feels like your getting slowly slapped in the face & laughed at. I feel like cancelling sky & smashing me telly Twats

5:30 press conference (probably)

- Try & contain them, play shite & then concede. - Proceed to chase the game & concede again onnly to perhaps get a late consolation. - More piss stained bedsheets draped from the Holt end. - Go home cold & fucked off

I`d rather have Kelly Dalglish FFS!

He won't go even though he needs to. I'm sick of being pissed off at 5pm on a Saturday & I blame partridge. If those tactics are all he can bring to the table then we're doomed. No seriously we really are fucked now.

We need a centre half / two "forwards" a wide man & a playmaker....ate least (& i`m not including any impending future sales / exists this window. Frankly I think were all aiming lower & lower as the window goes on.

I worry that when the "purples" get sold we replace them with "browns"

I wonder if there's Something amiss about there being no confirmation yet? It's got to the point now though, where I'd be angry If he changed his mind again & we signed him.

Regardless of where, how much or how good or bad they are....FFS just buy someone lucky man!

My bet is we havent hit the bottom yet!

Cant quite believe how naive some folk are....this bloke clearly doesnt give a flying fuck about Either us or QPR(& why would he?) & as were both hardly pulling up trees this season theres no chance of imminent CL football from either next year. Its all about the money.....cant blame him but Fuckhim....move on

It doesnt seem to have done the NFL any harm mind. Not sure whether those principles would be so effective over here unless it was applied over europe / worldwide even.

Cisse and Anita? Cisse 12months ago....Anita?...tidy player so far (if a little inconsistent), but more than that?

Darren Bent on loan

What is generally assumed to be our transfer policy is sound in my opinion. What worries me is whether the current management structure can operate within it & produce. Debuchy aside, we have signed no-one (Of note) for 12months whilst being fully aware of the need to fill gaps. This does not bode well for our current dilema in which we find ourselves in a "worst case scenario" as far as the rules of general comerce are concerned. We are not in a position to gain value for money - the fulcrum of the Ashley / Llambias buying principle. As a die hard cynic, I fully expect us to come up short with perhaps a "token" old clogger to make the numbers up at the end of a frustring month of rumour / conjecture & dashed hope. The harbinger of doom I maybe, but I fully expect to get relagated without spending good money on a quality centre forward.

Radio silence normally broken by a signing if recent history is owt to go by No news & that

Either way, as a novice in the world of Greggs pastries, Tongue burn is a real possibility.

Not if reports that suggest they want us to subsidise the move for "family reasons" are true. I wonder what my gaffer would say if i told him that I wanted to move back up to Northumberland and that I was offered a start pushing trolleys in Asda so can he subsidise it? Thanks for the memories but if wants out: Fuckim

I really am at pains to type this as I get a feeling I know the kind of reaction (To me rather than the content), but a guy I know who has connections with Aston Villa reckons we`ve enquired about the availabilty / price etc. of Darren Bent!!. I must stress I think its a wind up, but, worringly, he`s not normally that type.

I think we'll get between 3 and 7 points from our next 3 games, Norwich will probably beat us but we could get something from that game, we'll beat Reading and at the minute I can't see Villa beating us and our first away win is a possibility. Be right...please

I reckon the clever money must be on a "Shefti-kuqi" type clogger on loan or short contract if this carries on. we got lucky with Sibiersky that one window & maybe Ashley sees that as a viable president? Its all ok waiting to the last hour of the window, gambling on the outcome of the months unsuccesfull bids comming to fruition, but nine (precious)points could well have ben squandered by then. The sad thing is, I can genuinely see 0 points from the next three games a possibility with the personell at his disposal & the current form they`re showing.

- An average manager who was in the right place at the right time with the right people when he landed the gig. - used up his quota of luck last season & has arguably been "found out" tactically. - Will probably get the boot this summer when we get relagated (Which we will if we dont get enough good bodies in this January).

At what point did llambias qualify as a sound judge of footballing talent? A casino manager until a few years back & now he`s sudenly re-invented as an almost sage like figure offering opinions on the playing staff that are quite clearly bullshit. I`m not sure what worries me more: Either this is his opinion & transfer policy is being infuenced by such, or this is Pardews thoughts-by proxy.

not another hermersecsul yoofamism?

Yuletide greetings to one and all!