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@Milanistashould be paid for all this, like offer your services to the Athletic or some such outlet as Serie A correspondent.

De Tomas doesn’t seem intuitively a Howe signing. He doesn’t do the high press, which is his worst trait. He’d be good for a counter attacking side with no clue how to use their forward……so…..Everton then

Grealish wishes he played like Almiron, that slow-every-play-down-ing twat.

Urgh, I hate stupid goal celebrations.

Ashley too much of a tight cunt to buy crockery and proper wooden cheeseboards for the executive level. What an awful awful excuse of an owner, man.

Trossard is such a "Howe-type" player - puts himself about effectively, works his socks off, delivers decent crosses. We should've followed up on our (claimed) earlier interest.

Fucking hell, Christian Eriksen was playing in this match and I didn't notice What the fuck is going on?

Michael Beale, who was with him at Rangers and left to join QPR.

Statistically not a great showing yesterday, to be honest. But perhaps to be expected for a foreign debutant playing a full match in the Premier League. Should’ve been eased in eh? 1 tackle. 1 clearance. 0 blocks and interceptions. Losing the ball 11 times in the first half.

Still dreaming of an out-of-the-blue blammo signing of an Osimhen or Diaby, but what with Napoli already selling off literally their entire squad, Osimhen would be just too much for them to let go.

It was written November 2021. Still, the quality of writing is “sixth form essay on why you think Stevie G is the best.”. Best bit was when he implied that the number of fans welcoming a new manager was meaningful in any way whatsoever

Watching the extended highlights on Youtube now, and it escaped me earlier how many times the commentator got pissed with Almiron not using his right foot.

Everton is such a shithousing side. Glad Mina got that yellow.

The note "Shoot"

Schar sick and tired of the forwards faffing about.

I recall having this exact same exchange with you six weeks ago.

Be amusing if we paid 50 million for Maddison and Leicester used part of the fee to replace him with Paqueta.

Not to mention the superb coverage by the club of the pre-season training and activities, such a great way to get fans interested in the squad and build affinity with the players and coaching staff. I devoured the YouTube videos.

Maybe he's been learning English with Bruno's tutor, and that helps with the on-field communication? I was shocked when I found out how rusty his English was despite him having spent years in Atlanta and Newcastle. Even Bruno was dishing out interviews better than him!

Cherki, Tolisso, Aouar, Paqueta - job's a good 'un

The way we're going about business (if reports are to be believed), next season we will concede zero, score zero

Not to mention we flew our own club groundsmen to Saalfelden to look over and prep the pitch, I think weeks in advance. Grumble all you want about transfer activity - we're now a top-notch professional outfit, top-to-bottom.

That tweet doesn't make much sense though - a player we really wanted, but he wants to play two Conference Leagues games first, so we immediately lost interest? Why?

15 mil Euros, to coin a cliche - I'd be all over that! Edit to add: 15 mil for Aouar and 58 mil for Paqueta, I wouldn't even think twice.

54 appearances, zero goals