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Fucking love me a Matt O'Reilly. But he'd better be cover for Bruno, and not a replacement!

Love to have Matt O'Riley here. Sell Longstaff to Ipswich and have a midfield rotation of Bruno/O'Riley; Joe/Joe; Tonali/Miley and you'd think we'll do very well, especially with a more rapid back four. O'Reily has a great engine on him, and has an eye for a pass.

"That's a heavy touch....!"

Can MGW play on the right? Seems like a "proper 10"-type player? Although him tucked inside with a prime Tripps (alas) overlapping on the outside would be awesome.

We were linked with Maldini on April Fools Day btw. He’s the new Ottmar Hitzfeld with some of us trying to will it into happening .

Maybe he's leaving Atletico for us? .....nah, he's on a massive wedge there. Edit to add: 10 mil euro wages per year, contracted until 2028 with a buyout clause of 120 million Euros. Only place he could be leaving for (if at all), would be Chelsea.

DCL only suffered a freak broken cheekbone all last season as far as I’m aware? Horrific in the two season prior though. I had thought that our earlier “interest” in him was a smokescreen for Gordon. But if he’ll cost 20 mil or under, it might be worth a punt for a backup.

Chris Wood you say? Bring him home!

Some movement on the GK front in Valencia. Looks like Mamar is definitely off.

Big lad, great reflexes. He did a "Popey" not too long back vs Barcelona - sent off for handling the ball outside the box against a top team.

Most people completely blank out his entire career between Everton and Luton, tbf.

Like the time I wanted us to sign this geezer to partner Fitz Hall just for the lols. Centre-back too! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Camilo_Saiz

Love to see a keeper lineup of "Pope, Tickles, Cox" Tee hee.

Eddie will sort him out, like he did his mate Gordon.

If Big Ange isn’t going to use Richarlison, we should tempt them with a cheeky bid in the Summer. Tip of the Brazilian national team spear playing for Newcastle.

Believe it or not, Ruel Fox in 94-95.

Will be this year's Hugo Ekitike, if he's good (he is) and he's French.

It's actually some stupid hand gesture "invented" by an online streamer by the name of "Sketch", who looks a total wrong'un. All the big American sports stars are doing it now for some unknown reason. It's supposed to mean "What's up, brother." https://www.sportingnews.com/us/mlb/news/whats-brother-sketch-celebration-explained-mlb-nfl-nba-pga/7a54868dcd3abf7a191e18e6

Crystanbul II: Electric Boogaloo

"Lads, it was Kalvin Phillips lol".

The way we're shipping goals just illustrates how critical Pope is to our system, tbf. Dubs doesn't have the reach and isn't fully committed enough to the sweeper role to be effective.

Perfect Mel Brooks joke there.

https://dubz.co/v/rr7s3z Just realised the commentator called him "Linton" as in "Joe Linton".

Probably bollocks....

We ought to be looking at Lille’s right winger Zhegrova rather than at David. He’s class.