Tiresias

Aaah k, would be formidable.

Like Man U need another winger... That said can see Hazard moving centrally a la Ronaldo I suppose but that still doesn't quite solve the obvious flaw in Man U's side. Having said all that one has to ponder, if Vidic had been fit they would probably have won the league...

While we're at it lets swap ben arfa for sessegnon

I wouldn't swap Cisse for anyone in the world (except Messi)

dear god that's awful

you arsehole

thank god i missed that

Too bad I probably won't be back for a while

One of the definitive Simpson moments is the Stoke game when Ben Arfa made that sublime control from a long ball too him, lays it off to Simpson, expects a return as he accelerates away and simpson hoofs it back to stoke

think they've finally snapped completely...

I remember he said something on a on pitch interview after they won about time to pass on to younger players. Trouble is they don't have any , but think it's a decent sentiment really

God how come Seinfeld works so well for .gifs

How come everyone else seems to rate him so much going on there about his pass completion rate being very high lol

Reina Johnson Skrtel Agger Enrique Lucas Random bloke off the street Bellamy Gerrard Racist Random Bloke off the street couldn't make the team any worse

Does someone else from here do the Trillians pub quiz? Mackem in Milan team name made me laugh

Bayern's weekness is a few players who are inconsistent and / or minded for personal glory not the team, and that their manager atm isn't concerned with tactics, by accounts he just lets all the players do their thing on the pitch, which is good enough to beat most teams, but isn't good enough to win the champions league (albeit come close, and really should have done, they'd be lucky to face a team giving them so many chances in the final again) and not good enough to beat Dortmund who have an excellent coach, and a team brimming with confidence.

Whoever manages West Brom next must be excited, last two managers, one went to manage England (well ok shit job but well paid) and the other went to win the champions league

Everything else about this season aside, giving no team but the eventual champions 6 points is bizarrely satisfying. Haha hadn't noticed, next season let's draw more than we lose lol

can't believe they left that in the video You could see the kid was getting disappointed too

Is Cameron trying to copy Obama's clothing there to be cool?

had forgotten friedal desperately trying to pretend we hadn't scored by moving the ball back over the line

fixed

I haven't decided on this one tbh. Can see both sides, and I'd tend to prefer to go against helping the elite do see logic in allowing champions to defend their title. Still, dunno. Quite funny when Spurs are the victims, less funny when Liverpool are the beneficiaries.

To be fair though Bayern were diabolical, Gomez Robben and Ribery did nowhere near enough. Seemed they saved the blood and guts performance for real madrid and thought this was a formality