Ryan

Thauvin FFS.

Balotelli so cool on penos.

My 30 points doesn't seem too bad now. Need a Lukaku hatrick tomorrow. 7 points Holebas sitting on my bench with two 1 point defenders in my team

Captain Hazard delivering nothing

Valencia were 80/1 to go down at the start of the season. Regret not sticking a couple of quid on that now, they're a shambles.

There's so many keepers come across from abroad who start shaky. Courtois was another in his debut at Burnley.

Valencia losing again. 1-0 Betis

Eh? Is that a yellow card offence?

Could see that coming. Get in.

Fuck sake man Forest.

Aye, that's him. Don't even know if he scored for Everton in his spell there.

Then Vellios pings one top bins from 25 yards

This game has been shite. Forest have got nowt up top without Assombalonga there.

2-1, Mitro winner.

Holebas on the bench, bah. At least the Antonio transfer worked out I guess.

Ritchie's f***ing magic, he wears a magic hat, He could've signed for West Ham, but he said no f*** that, he wants to play for Rafa in the famous black and white, and when we win the Championship we'll sing this song all night. Added a line Quality chant.

Been a while since we've had pretty much a fully fit squad to choose from with so many options for each position.

Interesting article. Not entirely sure about boycotting this weekends game though, comes across as a bit self-righteous from Dortmund fans. Was on some podcast that it's only the ultras and that regular BVB fans have sold out anyway. Think they've done similar at Schalke in face of ticket price rises. Aye, apparently the ultras made a really big thing about BVB fans not attending the game in protest and then the away allocation sold out a couple hours after they went on sale due to non-ultra BVB fans snapping up the tickets

Lamela's likely to be rotated with the squad Spurs have and them having the extra Champions League games this year. Might not even start Saturday as he's not due back from internationals until tomorrow.

Atleti should probably be able to cope missing 2 transfer windows, their squad is filled with quality youth. Oblak, Gimenez, Lucas, Saul, Koke, Carrasco, Griezmann, Vietto (if he returns) are only going to get better over the next 12-18 months. Real is a strange one though, not sure on the idea of them relying on Casemiro over the next season and a half.

Class

Jose Enrique's signed for Real Zaragoza in the Spanish second tier. Quite the drop down from Liverpool.

Penalties in a group stage FFS.

Gameweek 4 Man Utd 1-1 Man City Arsenal 3-1 Southampton Bournemouth 1-1 West Brom Burnley 1-0 Hull Middlesbrough 1-1 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-1 Spurs West Ham 2-1 Watford Liverpool 2-1 Leicester Swansea 0-2 Chelsea Sunderland 1-2 Everton Derby 0-2 Newcastle

Rashford hatrick.