Dr Colossus

The pattern and colour splashing on them is ridiculous, the pink one is the most normal looking of the three.

You're laughing at the pink one out of those three?

Owld folk complaining about modern football boots being delicate little slippers when they haven't worn a pair of boots in about 40 years. Some of the colour schemes are rank, and your Nike Vapours are too thin and tbh uncomfortable, but you can find loads of good tough old boots. Puma Kings, Adidas WCs, stuff like that.

Nah, be worse news for Oscar imo, don't think Mourinho is that big a fan of his stamina and patchy form. Mainly just because he pure loves Willian.

Just sent away for my remaining ones. Panini are dicks for needing so much information and for having you authorise them using your personal details, especially considering what you're buying. Also they spelt telephone wrong in the form.

Remember being hungover in the comedy tent at Leeds a few years ago, when he came on I stood up in front of him, gave a big two fingers and left

That actually got me more excited about the World Cup than anything so far. It's so weird to be in the US for the build-up. Brolin in the Top 100, though? Was class in '94. Would have though Nils Liedholm would be a better Swedish choice though. Is he in there? /hipsterfootballfan Would've put Fontaine, Cafu, Cubillas, Fritz Walter and possibly Kempes higher. Platini should be lower, I associate him more with France's Euro 84 side. Can't believe David Villa didn't make the list after scoring five on Spain's way to victory. Likewise think Socrates should've been in.

Not even Wigan now, Wigan in like 1998-2003. Looks horrifically dated.

That's a major comedown. Fuck off Warrior.

Swaps: 1, 2, 5, 11, 14, 19, 25, 34, 42, 55, 57, 60, 62, 63, 64, 66, 69, 71, 73, 78, 79, 83, 84, 88 (x3), 91, 98 118, 125, 139, 150, 155, 160, 162, 175, 179, 180, 186, 190, 191 (x2), 192, 196, 197, 199 202, 210, 218, 219, 221, 225, 226, 228, 229, 231, 234, 235, 237, 238, 239, 240, 243 (x2), 246, 252, 259, 261, 277, 286 319, 326, 328, 337, 347, 356, 357, 360, 361, 366, 376, 379, 380, 383, 389, 394, 395, 397 412, 414, 415, 416, 417, 418, 420, 425, 429, 459, 463, 469, 470, 483, 491, 494, 498 500, 501, 502, 516 (x2), 517, 531, 537, 539, 540, 541, 542, 546, 562, 576, 584, 594 606, 609, 610, 611, 612, 613, 614 (x3), 629, 633, 639 Need: oo, 13, 21, 36, 41, 70, 82 112, 129, 137, 147, 156, 178, 181 222, 270, 279, 284, 291, 293 310, 313, 314, 315, 316, 318, 330, 341, 350, 351, 358, 371, 393 400, 403, 408, 411, 441, 449, 450, 452, 453, 458, 465, 476, 479, 480, 497 512, 520, 529, 530, 545, 559, 561, 563, 566, 578 604, 616, 620, 625, 631, 634

Spoiler: It's not what you and I both hoped it was.

Newcastle United FC ‏@NUFC 21s BREAKING: #nufc manager Alan Pardew has issued the following statement: http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20140527/statement-from-alan-pardew_2281670_3862309 …

Atléti's is very nice. Azerbaijan can still fuck off though.

Nah, I think he's saying like the equivalent of "were you born yesterday you child?", so it's a decent comeback.

Thought she had a Blofeld eye before I realised it was her hair.

Post your list up Jenks.

Racing towards a triple heart bypass, the pair of them.

Yeah it was, ta!

Someone's arrived yesterday, forgotten who but thanks to them anyway

I call first dibs.

Saw that too. Zamorano has a Shearer shirt in his collection of ones he'd swapped with players. 96/97 away, not sure when we played against him then. Lush daughter, as well.

I was just going to post the link to my spreadsheet again, but thought people would be more likely to respond if they saw it in front of their face. Turns out it worked, do that!

Needs: 7 11, 13, 21 36, 41, 48, 49 70, 82 92 110, 112 129, 136, 137 147, 149, 153, 156, 160 176, 178, 181, 182 184, 187 208 222 242, 247 270, 274, 275, 277, 278 279, 284, 291, 293 310, 313, 314, 315, 316 318, 330 341, 345, 346, 347, 348, 350, 351, 352, 354 358, 362, 366, 368, 370, 371 393, 400, 401, 403, 408, 411 422 431, 437, 441, 449 450, 452, 453, 458, 465, 467 474, 476, 479, 480 497 512, 520 529, 530 545, 559, 561, 563 566, 572, 573, 578 596 604, 616, 617, 619, 620 621, 625, 628, 631, 633, 634

1, 2 (x2), 5 (x3) 14, 15, 25 (x2) 33, 34, 42, 45 51, 55, 56, 58, 60, 63, 64, 66 (x2) 69 71, 73, 78 (x2), 83, 84 (x3), 88 (x4) 91, 98, 102 109, 115, 118 (x2), 119, 120, 125 131, 132, 135 (x2), 139 (x2), 143 155 (x2), 162 165, 166 175, 179, 180 (x2) 186 (x2), 190 (x2), 191 (x3), 192, 196 (x2), 197, 199, 201 (x2) 210, 212, 218, 219 (x2), 221 225, 226 (x2), 228 (x2), 229 (x2), 231, 233, 235 (x2), 237, 238 243 (x3), 252 (x2) 261 (x2), 263, 269 281, 282, 286 (x3), 290, 294, 296 299, 301, 302, 303 319, 324, 326, 328, 329, 333, 335 336, 337 (x2), 340 355, 356, 361 (x2), 365, 372 376 (x2), 377 (x2), 379, 380, 387 (x2), 389 (x2), 391 394 (x3), 395, 397 412, 414, 415 (x2), 416, 417, 418, 425, 429 436, 438 446 (x2), 447 459, 461, 462, 463 (x2) 469 (x2), 470 (x3), 483, 484, 485 489, 490, 491 (x2), 494, 496, 498, 500, 501, 502 507, 508, 513, 515, 516 (x3), 517, 518 531, 537, 539, 540, 542 546, 562 570, 571, 576, 581 583, 584, 594, 600 (x2) 606 (x3), 609, 610, 611 (x2), 613 (x2), 614 (x3) This goes for everyone, if you have swaps, take them off my hands.

It's a possibility. What price would you be looking at?