Sho Time

Very happy with his signing tbh, still hope we can manage another striker and a LB before the deadline although we'll probably get Sibierski.

Derek Wright obviously nipped off to Greggs halfway through and still hasn't come back yet.

Can't see as the stupid bald cunt blocked me.

Probably stitching his leg back up after counting the rings lol

We tried.

Ah, shit. I stand corrected.

Probably chopping his leg off and counting the rings on the inside to see how old he is. I think he just said that, Stif.

He's a fucking sham, we'd be mental to take him which means we probably will.

Glad to see the back of him. Nice guy I'm sure, but a fucking horrendous defender who has been extremely fortunate to have lasted this long here.

I really wasn't opposed to this signing as he's better than what we have now on the wing in terms of ability - but now it's actually happened in the circumstances of 12m and a 5.5 year contract...

It wasn't even a friendly, it was a training session with a little kickabout for our kids and players who are trying to recover match sharpness and get fit. Who cares man?

Gameweek 24 Arsenal 2-0 Southampton Leicester 2-2 Liverpool Norwich 0-2 Spurs Sunderland 1-2 Man City West Ham 2-0 Aston Villa Crystal Palace 1-1 Bournemouth Man Utd 1-1 Stoke West Brom 1-2 Swansea Everton 2-1 Newcastle Watford 1-2 Chelsea Gameweek 25 Man City 2-1 Leicester Aston Villa 0-0 Norwich Liverpool 2-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-1 West Brom Spurs 2-1 Watford Stoke 1-0 Everton Swansea 1-1 Crystal Palace Bournemouth 0-2 Arsenal Chelsea 1-0 Man Utd Southampton 2-1 West Ham

The solution here then is clearly that we should set up more homeless sleeper spikes and coat them in Dolmio bolognese sauce, but because the sauce is lacking a little in tomato flavour, throw a handful of tomatos on the spikes too.

He could just stay at Chelsea if he just wanted to pick up a large pay packet. If he wants to start every week he'll choose us over Leicester. But he doesn't really though. He goes wherever offers him the most lowie like he always does. Then why would he leave Chelsea? I meant give him a choice out of all the clubs knocking about that aren't Chelsea, of whoever comes sniffing around him permanently - he'd only go where the money is as he's done his whole time in England.

He could just stay at Chelsea if he just wanted to pick up a large pay packet. If he wants to start every week he'll choose us over Leicester. But he doesn't really though. He goes wherever offers him the most lowie like he always does.

David Platt managing Pune City. Bet Richard Keys wishes he had that job.

Liverpool probably tried to get Fowler in to set him straight, "it's alright, la!"

I don't think there's any contest. Ba was a far better player for us than Remy in his time here. Agree with this. Personally when it comes to who was the better player for us, it's Demba by a mile.

Aye - very short term it will probably pay off and he'll score the goals needed to keep them up, but in the long run when he's getting pissed off with no service because the team play so far back and defensively it won't be long before he starts slacking and kicking off.

Far too much surgery Nowt on Thauvin's missus.

Signs Adebayor today, I suppose he is big player - but not a 6'4.

Aye, who knows what Ashley is thinking though. Is he thinking wait another season, get him more games and more experience hoping his price tag will go up? Or is he thinking we have the 'purples' to cover him (we know how little he thinks of squad depth and injuries) and wants to get rid while his stock is fairly high in the summer and make a tidy profit of about £10m on him?

So small time, man. Sacking managers specifically to win the derby.