Sho Time

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Aye, like Debuchy he often took the easy way out with stupid, unnecessary red cards when things weren't going great. See Leicester (when Carver was manager and blamed Williamson) and Swansea last season. Not a huge fan but don't agree with selling and replacing him with Yedlin.

I don't think we've got enough to beat Brighton. We're still not really playing how we should be yet.

Jock cunts have fucked my acca.

The next Dyer.

Know fuck all about him other than he's quick, and he's never going to be good enough for us. He doesn't even deserve to wear the shirt as his bedtime pyjama's, let alone on a football pitch.

Wasn't our offer £10m? Still, would have been worth a couple more.. Seen a few stories say we offered £6m

Not against this signing, especially not for £2-3m, but we could do with some players who could improve us now. We've definitely missed the boat with Knockeart which is a shame as I think £10m for him (which Brighton wanted) would have definitely been money well spent.

Still not sure how Siem passed one, his lung must be down to his knee it's collapsed that often.

In plodders we trust

Judge is very much a technical player like. He's a dwarf. Never seen him. I just meant in general. I really hope that the next few players we sign are very good on the ball. Hopefully we can get at least 3 more in. Winger, LB and a striker. Ideally i'd like us to get a good creative CM as well, one that can run the show and dictate the play and tempo as well as being able to make a good final ball. But i'dbe happy with 3 players, but i just can't see us getting all of these unless we get one of them in very soon. Deals can happen quite quick from nowhere to be fair. And we're probably working on a few at the same time. Fingers crossed that we get what we need. I keep seeing this about needing a creative midfielder, are Shelvey and Diame not exactly that? Yeah, I've been wondering that myself. So you're content with Colback playing every now and then? And dont tell me that Colback is a defensive midfielder, as being s*** going forward doesnt make you a DM and he is s*** defensively anyway. I said that it would be a bonus if we could get another CM, and I don't mean an extremely attacking one, but one that is good both ways and has a good range of passing and can be a bit creative. Controlling the tempo and dictating play. Winger and LB and striker should be higher priority of course. Not sure how saying "I don't understand why people don't regard Diame/Shelvey as creative midfielders" = I'm happy for Colback to be on the pitch ? Hopefully BS. Craig Hope ?

Replace Zamblera with Aaron 'the next Rooney' Spear and we're in business.

I've met him once and can confirm he is a spotty virgin. He should join the forum with the rest of us.

Pulis definitely put his feet on his desk, slapped his shades on and whacked out a big fat J after sending that email.

Already wildcarded and only have Ibra, no Aguero. Urgh.

Comes across a bit like Mr. Chow from the Hangover. Not a national team player? So long, gayboy!

Because most of the time when he's had good seasons he's basically been fed goals on a plate. Like I said he should do well in this division but tbh his goal record is a bit misleading. WTF? He's a striker, he's supposed to be putting chances away and by the sounds of his record he has been doing it and if he's getting in those positions and making it look so easy then great. I've never seen him play before but I don't think I believe that you've seen much of him either.

Well we've got one human shield if ISIS decide to attack, at least.

I'd throw in a few squad players, players who haven't looked great and those who need to get match fit. Sels Janmaat Hanley Lascelles Dummett Colback Shelvey Sissoko Perez Aarons Mitro

You honestly need to take some Prozac or an E or something.

Summed him up on the radio where I heard "Colback has it, Clark has made a good run down the left, but Colback turns and plays it back to Anita". Fuck off. Fucking useless coward, just fuck off.

Scarily accurate. FWIW, I hate 'try hards' too. But suspect the micky taking of Ian (well brushed-off by the way) is based on what people think it means. To me it means always making sure that you draw attention to your effort/play to the gallery. So huffing and puffing and excessive brow-wiping 'look at me look at me' type s***. Rather than just putting in maximum effort (i.e. literally trying hard) and not constantly drawing attention to it...actually come to think about it, that's how I am with our lass ("oooh, it was really hot in the loft, but I've put all the boarding down now love; only took four hours...'[wipes brow]; "I've done all the kids washing, even though I could have had a game of golf, thought it would be good to clear it all...'; "hope you enjoyed that orgasm, even though me neck's f***ing killing me now/I've been down there for ever"--you get the picture). Turns out, I seem to hate myself...explains a lot. [edit] p.s. I don't personally think Ritchie is a try hard. Suspect his lass shoots her muck through coital sex and like straight away ( ) and he never even mentions it. I'll probably understand the Steve Harper suicide post before I manage to decipher any of this.

More to do with the shit quality of opposition than anything else. I do agree he needs time, but he does look pretty turd at the moment.