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Mitro was and still is far more worthy of the shirt than Gayle. It would have been the making of him.

Hope this useless ginger cunt never puts the shirt on again.

tbf he rarely done that when here. Apart from the odd occasion he was a complete waste. Please f*** off and die. Silly child. He has a point though.

How come so many people are putting Anita as an attacking RW ?

In a nutshell.

Let's not pretend he's been anything better than average at any point in his PL career, however he's going to be 3rd/4th choice in the Championship which is more than adequate and you'd expect he'll improve under Rafa's watch, despite his mental capabilities apparently being on a par with Saylor. In this league if we have injuries and/or Mbmeba goes to the ACoN he'll be fine. In the PL I wouldn't feel comfortable. Even if we sold him after getting promoted or a year after or whatever, with the amount of money floating about nowadays we'll easily recoup most of the 5m we've paid.

Sadly we lost Demba and Cabaye too. Fucking Rafa dismantling a great squad the cunt.

Footballers (particularly Eastern Europe ones) wear the worst jeans. Eastern Europeans full stop. Niko Bellic was the worst, absolute tramp.

He become a top-class CB under Rafa, one of the best in the league. Gerrard improved massively as well. He was moved to the right and become unplayable. Torres developed into a world class striker. Crouch become a very good player as well. Liverpool were so tough to beat and in Europe they could go to Barcelona away and win. Rafa's Valencia were superb to watch btw, they gave Liverpool a football lesson once and that was one of the reasons they hired him. Ayala was immense under Rafa for example. He's an amazing coach as much as he is an amazing manager, its very rare to find someone who is good at both. I'll go on record now and say he is the best all-round manager we have had, including KK and Sir Bobby! Don't agree he's better than Sir Bob, any man that can almost win the league and deliver Champions League football with a defence of Aaron Hughes, Andy O'Brien, Titus Bramble and Andy Griffin is beyond comparison. Best ever.

Read the article now - his editor must have absolutely kicked his arse. But still, his journalism is fucking atrocious. http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/latest-aston-villas-ciaran-clark-11694083 From this: To this:

Alan Pardew ‏@APardewCPFC 8m8 minutes ago Did you find the dirty mags down the back of the office desk? #AskRafa

Sky sources can go fuck themselves. They're wrong and Knockaert is on his way.

Bet his editor is headbutting his keyboard that the think c*** didn't have this proof-read before he uploaded it to the website. What a mong. http://science-all.com/images/wallpapers/pirate-pictures/pirate-pictures-18.jpg

Bet his editor is headbutting his keyboard that the think c*** didn't have this proof-read before he uploaded it to the website. What a mong. http://science-all.com/images/wallpapers/pirate-pictures/pirate-pictures-18.jpg

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On the same article they have a poll - where would you rather Clark signed? WBA or NUFC? 68% said WBA. They really hate us. Bunch of losers.

Holy s*** man.

People also directing their line of enquiry to Rafael Nadal.

Wiki only has him as scoring 10 ? Anyway, while an amazing return for an RB, he's playing in the Scottish Championship which is the equivalent of the conference. Also takes free-kicks. Championship is a bit of a pissy league but not that bad that a RB would score 10+ goals.

Dr Death having a field day with his hacksaw then ? He'll probably turn them into a human centipede.

Have you seen his body, man ? He'll bench press anybody who tries to talk back to him.

I think Perez absolutely has to be our number 10. He has all the attributes to be a success with his intelligence and vision and he'll be able to make runs from deep even more effective than Gini was because of his experience as a striker. Don't agree with putting him out on the wing, he's wasted out there even as a WF and because he's clearly our best player technically he needs to be in the centre.

Even if we go up and we decide to improve in that position and get rid, we'd probably still recoup the majority of his transfer fee for a defender who's in the Premier League in a team that has just pissed the Championship - assuming we're promoted immediately (which I am).