Al Moody

Not sure if mentioned but the geordie bloke who does the voice for Big Brother was interviewed on some radio show the other day, I've just remembered about it. Asked where in the North East he was from, he replied ''You're either mackem, or attack 'em. And I attack 'em.''.

You could insert any of the team here.

Give it to Cisse's backside, then.

Realistically, at a push, I'd probably nominate Santon. He's worked his socks off, and I think it would work wonders for his confidence which has been a bit shaky toward the end of the season.

Exactly why they should give it to RTaylor, if anything to lift his spirits and show support. It would be embarrassing giving a player of the year award to any of the team this year. I'd be embarrassed to receive it if I was one of them.

Give it to Ryan Taylor, genuinely.

:smitten:

He's better than fucking Obertan

Wonder what happened. In all of the pre season games I watched - he was one of the brightest looking players, picking out clever passes, full of energy. I was looking forward to seeing him in the league.

When Lee Poppet, prosecuting, stated that his bail conditions included staying 300 metres clear of the Stadium of Light and 500 metres of St James' Park on match days, Jones was visibly offended and said: "I divvent gan to St James' Park". Just seen this. Fucking brilliant.

I'd be happy with that

What is your working relationship with Graham Carr like? Do you have one?

Soz if giggs (I haven't seen it mentioned) but apparently the unwashed are singing: Oh Di Canio you are the love of my life Oh Di Canio I'd let you shag my wife (sister obvs) Oh Di Canio .. I want dirty knees too.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Commentator absolutely right: the last thing I want to see when fatigued on a match day is Shola

WHY IS BEN ARFA NOT ON THE FUCKING PITCH MAN, THERE'S 15 MINUTES LEFT YOU BERK.

make a f***ing change you hoop Edit: A sane one

Hatem pls

Impressed with Cisse's movement so far.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/531864/popcorn-o.gif

Looks like a child who's been messing with paints and his mam and dad have just come in and bollocked him.

It's an absurd notion to be fair.

I previously said I wouldn't fancy taking him back - but if he's gonna be the player he was before he left, and as long as we didn't have to give HBA as part of the deal, then I'd welcome him with open arms and legs.

Jurgen Klinsmann?

Are there any Championship managers, Poyet aside, looking ready for a step up?