Sir Toon

I dont. His helicopter was though and still is.

It would take him about 2 1/2 hours to get to Newcastle, it's not the other side of the world. By the time he has to fit in his big breakfast, pick up his one white shirt from the dry cleaners and get a lift from the airport, he's getting pushed for time.

Wonder if Ashley shows up tomorrow. Be strange if he doesn't although his chopper flew to Brighton earlier tonight and it's a canny way from there.

In premier league prize money stakes, im sure that equates to something like a £7.5m boost.

I hope not there logo is gash. I suppose it's the next available upgrade from Wonga.

If I had to guess id say 138.com

Id have some crackers if I knew how to do the photoshop thing

Jose Mourinho. What is the point of this bloke? Im now starting to think he puts the accent on and is part of some elaborate scheme to cause carnage. A bit like Brexit or the conservatives. Just designed as a smoke screen for something sinister.

Probably been mentioned a million times throughout this thread but because it's at the top of the shop and I cant be arsed to look... What does my nappa in is the lad in front at the games who sings the loudest but is always out of tune and gets the words wrong. 'We are!, we are!'. get to fuck, it's 'Wey yu knaa'

Mackems abroad can watch all their games next season in the EFL. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39797400

Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix Nights. Gerry Francis http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/58/photos/180000/620x/Gerry-Francis-606969.jpg

Too many people are well off the mark for me and the papers are the worst culprits. It's well documented that Rafa wanted a project and it's well documented that Ashley used to like his 5 year plans. Im guessing that if any Ashley/Rafa meeting does actually go ahead that the kitty for Summer 2017 is way down the pecking order and whether Ashley meets Rafa's vision at certain points of his yearly plan is at the top. I'll also be surprised if the net spend is above £40m.

There's no way Pardew will go to them like. He'll already have Jordan Pickford's little speech copied with a couple of words changed in the name of loyalty to feed his ego.

Im surprised we haven't been linked with getting Tavernier back as it's an easy story really.

Norwich home 95 minutes onwards. End of thread.

Those without tickets will be completely reliant on someone like Paul Merson talking about our game on SSN with any goal action thrown in to show you differently.

Sooner we're out of this league the better as there's hardly any interest. Even the live games are pointless because if both Forest and Blackburn win then a team they're not showing in Birmingham will be relegated if they dont win. Even a draw would send them down.

Na

The Mackems never could count. There must be 25,000 there at the very best.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/latest-videos/rafas-review-cardiff-a-reaction-16-17

Liverpool's kit is so close to their 70's and 80's ones. Maybe they'll think it's 'our year' next season again although they always say that dont they?

So it was on Llambias and Pardew's watch then... Interesting.

The Sun article has a few flaws in it or Carr has cocked up, one of the two. In one hand Carr is explaining that he knew of the whereabouts and what was going on with Ashley to find out, bearing in mind Rafa said he has never had any contact ever. Carr also said he expected to get a knock on the door but as he was only a scout, he doesn't even know the wages the players are on. Bullshit alert. I thought the main idea of a chief scout is to target players and find out via their agents what wages etc it would take to get them. Even as much as collecting this all in a little black book or computer system. Carr sounds more like a quiet chairman than what Charnley does based on his job role.

I dont know why Ashley becomes so important all of a sudden. Rafa himself has said he doesn't deal with him and everything is done through Charnley. Even then a private text or phone call would hardly have Rafa heading for the nearest journalist to ease everyone's fears. If anything, the question will crop up today in the press conference and it'll be put to bed.

The tramps will be lucky to get £12m for their keeper.