Miercoles

ahhh shit

Convinced we won't see him play significant minutes again this season. I've never heard of a minor Achilles injury.

Isn't he a manchester red fan though? Would be lovely if he just screwed them over at every turn...

Willock and Barnes will be be back for preseason pick up minor knocks and hopefully return in time for the busy festive period.

Not sure he will fancy competing with Joselu for minutes, he's used to being the main man.

Aye that was an excellent ball

It that's the little defender I'm pretty sure he also got concussed lmao. They showed a closeup with his mates dragging him up after blocking a shot I think and he looked like he had no idea where the fuck he was.

If you're honest with yourself, that's a penalty but it's also never given. Otherwise the ref was fine. Although I didn't think Gordon deserved the yellow for squaring up, you can see why it was given to avoid a brawl later on.

Classic miggy goal there, he's scored a few of those for us now. Would have fancied him to finish tbh but delighted he chose to pass.

He's 17 lads, the fact that he's come into a champions League team and hasn't looked out of place is fantastic. Now he's playing on the other side and taking a moment to get into it and people are whinging, get to fuck. When Joe went off o legitimately thought well at least we have Miley in that position. He's fine fantastic to come in like he has.

David de Who?

I knew the game was over when I saw Bruno on the ball with 15 yards of space in the second half. If you're not closing him down against us, what are you doing?

You have to do a lot better than that to tackle Joelinton!

Ah Lord, I just told the wife I'm getting up for the match and might even take a shot, she goes "I think you should, I also think you should shit before it starts"

It's true, I'm walking the little one around for his nap as we speak. Little does my wife know I'm setting her up for the shit tomorrow lol

Fuckin hell you have a whole system. Do you have a PowerPoint or anything I can buy on this?

Haha hell yeah

Well, I mean, fed is best you elitist fuck, but if you must know we are pumping breast milk for the bottles.

That is a fucking solid plan, but I have a feeling the 0 year old would bottle it.

Excellent options, both. Which of these goes over better with the wife when the kids wake up and I'm already drunk?

I mean, I don't have to work. But you're never that far off work when you have a wife and small children, mine are 3 years and 0 years.

4:45am kickoff over here. Trying to justify slipping a shot or two in with my coffee

Would never happen in the NFL

How the fuck is this not on a Sunday after a Monday game?