Deuce

Bielsa is such a cantankerous old fossil, love him.

This assumes that relegation is the be-all and end-all, which it’s not. And I don’t think our new owners see it that way either.

I think he’s destined for a return to the Netherlands, as a reset of sorts. I’ve not seen enough of him to know what kind of player he is, but he’s on solid footing to make the argument that he was wasted by OGS and is a better player than it seems.

Dunno why anyone is butthurt he doesn’t want to join this car crash of a club right now. He’s entitled to do whatever he thinks is best for his career and moving to Newcastle for half a season of turgid football may not actually be in his best interest.

Rafa would be wasted as a DoF, it not genuinely poor in the role.

I’m sure Ajax will take him back with open arms when his contract is up.

It would make sense for us to target players performing at a high level in the Championship.

He and Trump are cut from the same cloth.

I’d snap your hand off for him right now

He’s a real menace

He’d be a terrific signing.

Have to say it was cathartic to start up a new FIFA career as us and sell off 75% of the squad right off the bat. Started changing Big Joe into a CM but got impatient and sold him off too.

He’ll be great for us next season in the Champo, too.

Ake?

how about both

Regardless of how you feel about Wood, pissing off Burnley by triggering the clause and taking their starting striker is delightful.

Wonder if he adopted a German name after the almighty ass whuppin’ of 2014.

Apparently he might’ve been able to vote anyway! It is funny how he’s effectively English just by association of playing for Burnley

Y’all tend to let Kiwis vote in your elections?

then he’ll get played through to a one-one-one and drill it through some old timer’s skull 20 rows back

Absolutely not reading through 25 pages of this, but I’ll just assume the £20m fee has led to a few posters yeeting themselves off a proverbial cliff.

The “alternative to Botman” from that article is Nikola Milenkovic.

Some of y’all could really do with logging off for a few days. It’s absolutely not worth it.

Be hilarious if his release clause is like £6m and they just forgot about it.