Deuce

Would be a statement signing.

It’ll probably make a world of difference if they ever get around to hiring a DoF.

Tweets are the new tea leaves. Waaay too much reading into them to divine truth.

“Idiots” is a bit harsh. I think there are loads who suffer from FIFA/FM brain, mind.

Insigne official.

There were some truly stunning posts on their forum about this a few months back. I understand their desperation, but it bordered on “NUFC supporters don’t know what they’re talking about” so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the comedic timing was spot on

I think Prophet was being sarcastic fwiw I’ll advocate for a ban on posting anything from Luke Edwards, since it only ever leads to multiple pages of people getting wound up and calling him a cunt.

nice

Coutinho is a no-brainer.

Didn’t know where he was from did I, Nut, you weirdo.

Would really enjoy watching Conte turn Traore into a wingback.

USTMNT CB/DM James Sands on loan to Rangers. Good move for him.

The English premium alone for a 24-year old central midfielder with ~60 PL appearances is a fair bit more than £1m.

Debuchy

In case anyone else is curious, the player is Nathan Patterson. Name wasn’t mentioned once.

RIP The Prophet

only if you wanna die