Deuce

I don’t hold anything against Carroll. Wish him well, though he’s pretty much finished at this level. What’s irritating will be all the happy clappers getting in line like good little soldiers to exalt Ashley for bringing this “good Geordie lad home.”

Modric + €120m for Neymar

Surprised they’ve not been in for Schar. He’d stroll into their starting 11.

Lukaku’s a better player than he gets credit for. He’ll do well at Inter. ManU will be able to let Rashford play up front; he’s the future anyway. He’s their only striker now though, if you don’t include Alexis who can also play there.

Fucking schick of this club man

HTT’s running “all Latinos are Mexicans” gag

Nobody seems to be accounting for the fact that Yedlin played with an injury for much of the last season.

*Says name*

That wor mojo blacking out in the replies? Aye

Imagine being that disingenuous. What a fucking butthole.

This is what’s caused all the feigned outrage?

“Disgusting” ffs have a word

First thought I had

Dubravka Darlow Elliot Yedlin Manquillo Dummett Willems Schar Fernandez Lejeune Lascelles Clark Hayden Longstaff Ki Shelvey Saivet Saint-Maximin Almiron Atsu Ritchie Murphy Joelinton Gayle Muto Though there's no way Saivet makes it in over Colback.

Unless they think Sterry is ready to play at this level or we're close to signing this Swedish dude, loaning out 1 of 2 actual right backs in the squad is really dumb. Particularly with Yedlin's struggles and him coming off surgery.

The only reason we’re making these random fucking signings. Corrupt to the core.

Jones would be our 4th-best CB at the absolute best. And I’d honestly rather start Clark.

That’s class from Inter tbf.

Lean Cuisine even seems too haute. We’re the Hungry-Man Salisbury steak.

Chuffed for Kanji and Ikon, regardless of whether or not this dude’s any good

A “lean” squad is perfectly fine if you have quality players at each position and ownership that’s willing to sanction transfers in the case of injuries. We have a Lean Cuisine squad.

They forgot one. they really didn’t