Deuce

Cameron is the only one who should be going to Brazil. Brooks might be a good player some day, but he's way too green. Onyewu should only ever play against the likes of Belize and El Salvador. Just so far gone at this point.

We must be watching different matches. Dempsey has consistently turned the ball over and Onyewu has been beaten several times. He only looks good next to the young kid Brooks, who's been woeful. Altidore hasn't done anything, good or bad. He's been a non-factor. Kono and Yarmo have been really good for Ukraine. Altidore has ducked out of several challenges and looks on a different planet to his teammates. Apart from a couple of neat lay offs at the start he's missed every ball. Tim Howard is totally in charge of his defence though. Hasn't shut up all match. I'm sat with the Ukraine fans 5th row up to the left of the dug out from my pov. I'm bald, fat and wearing a black puma hoodie. Let's see if we can have another oldtype forum moment I'll keep an eye out. Seems like we're picking up the pace now. I wouldn't be surprised to see Johannsson come on at HT, could use his pace and technique up top.

Go hum Pardew's nuts.

We must be watching different matches. Dempsey has consistently turned the ball over and Onyewu has been beaten several times. He only looks good next to the young kid Brooks, who's been woeful. Altidore hasn't done anything, good or bad. He's been a non-factor. Kono and Yarmo have been really good for Ukraine.

Not a doubt in my mind that Perch would be getting Anita's minutes this season if he were still here.

I respect the teams who don't opt for European-inspired names. Chicago Fire S.C. is probably the best mix between traditional European football and American sports naming conventions. D.C. United (wasn't a union between two clubs) Real Salt Lake (not royally endowed) Sporting Kansas City FC Dallas/Seattle Sounders FC/Toronto FC/Vancouver Whitecaps FC (FC doesn't stand for Football Club)

Yes, but they likely don't care.

Columbus Crew home, away http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All2_2.jpg Montreal Impact home, away, third http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All3_5.jpg New England Revolution home, away http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All2_3.jpg New York Red Bulls home, away http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All2_1.jpg Philadelphia Union home, away, third http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All3_4.jpg Real Salt Lake home, away http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All2_4.jpg Sporting Kansas City home, away, third http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All3_3.jpg

I wonder what attacking midfielder they'll buy to replace him.

Luca. I like you, but fuck you.

Indeed. http://odstatic.com/hestar.com/ivone-meireles-2.jpg

Meireles's beard is powerful.

Safety

And then you feel the cold steel in your kidneys as your wallet slips from your pocket.

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Chicago Fire home, away http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All2_0.jpg

GW 29 West Brom 1-1 Man Utd Cardiff 1-1 Fulham Crystal Palace 1-0 Southampton Norwich 0-1 Stoke Chelsea 2-0 Tottenham

It's U.S. soccer circa the 90s, like the old MLS patches. Kitschy.

MLS partnering with Chipotle.

Been some talk about him moving to MLS.

That kit would be class with the centennial patch.

Match back on.

Portland Timbers home, away, third http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All3_0.jpg Seattle Sounders home, away, third http://www.mlssoccer.com/sites/league/files/FORMATTED_All3_2.jpg

Wahey, we're getting bummed by Cyprus on Wednesday Oh.

Match has been cancelled. Maybe Cyprus will gear up. We're supposed to play there anyway.