Deuce

Okay Pards.

Dear god, Jonas is like a lame horse. Just put a bullet in his head and take him out of his (and our) misery.

Jonas stays on, Marv comes off. Classic Pards.

He's got a Miss Piggy face

I hate Redknapp with the fire of a thousand suns.

They'll pay top dollar and they need Beckham's commercial replacement. Not sure if Lampard would go though.

Team is playing much better with him back. Even the Shola-Cisse duo doesn't look completely dross.

Mapooooooou :fwap:

Walcott hasn't been messed around in terms of position. He's not good enough to play as a lone striker, lets be fair - at least not in a team that wants to challenge for major honours. Media seem to go on like he's Ian Wright or Lineker, which is how good you need to be to succeed as that kind of forward. Wenger had the right idea trying to develop his game. All the young players he signs start out wide, or deeper in midfield before he gives them the the crucial #10 or #9 positions in his team. In Arsenal's current position mind with their striking options it probably is the best option to play him there, but that's more an indicament of the position they are now as a club and a squad. Would take him in a shot, like. Just not good enough to be upfront in a SUPERCLUB. Where would you play him though? Hatem is better ( goes without saying) and i think he would be pretty ineffective down the left unless you're thinking of 4-4-2 and playing him with Cisse of course. Play HBA centrally, behind Cisse, and Walcott out right. Or HBA out left, he'd be okay there too.

He's pretty tall for a dancy player. Like Cristiano Ronaldo I say. I know he's tall but I remember reading he was massively weak as piss. Well he's not a bull by any means. He's got plenty of talent, just still very raw. Could see him very easily wasting away on the bench at Stoke. He and Michael Kightly will become good friends. Speaking of, from his wiki page: "He grew up supporting Manchester United but switched allegiances to Tottenham Hotspur after he realized that he was glory hunting." Because being from Essex and supporting Spurs isn't also glory hunting.

He got his start at LB actually. Might've been a good wingback at one point, but no way Stoke will play him there.

He's pretty tall for a dancy player. Like Cristiano Ronaldo I say. I know he's tall but I remember reading he was massively weak as piss. Well he's not a bull by any means. He's got plenty of talent, just still very raw. Could see him very easily wasting away on the bench at Stoke.

Not really sure if he's ready for the jump. Lackluster this past season. Not sure if Stoke is a great fit either.

Erik Pieters

I don't think I'd save too much by downgrading one of the keepers. If I'm desperate for cash that's where I'll look. I'm hoping it's the right solution, because my squad's underachieved all season.

Good player, very good. Lacks a bit of end product compared to the level of his other attributes though, so not like Guti/Obermong in other words. But he's african, and they wont sell him. Not that this was your point. Ayew is a great player, really enjoy watching him play despite his nationality. Their manager didn't call him up for the ACN, anyway, you wouldn't have to worry about any sort of national duties for two years. He's not coming to this club anyway, though. Ghanaian-Nigerian relations a little frosty these days?

Tbf, if we go up 2 or 3 on anyone, I'd consider that a battering for this club.

I'd like a win. Don't care how. Could be the ugliest fucking game.

Used my wildcard. Out: Pienaar, Routledge, Cuellar, Huth, Jussi, Defoe, Nolan. In: Marveaux, Hazard, Debuchy, Clichy, Mignolet, Lambert, Lennon Mignolet Debuchy O'Brien Clichy Michu Fellaini Lennon Hazard Ba Van Persie Lambert With Marv, Shawcross, Bassong, and Begovic on the bench.

Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Carr could find some random lad playing in the Burundian Third Division and that goiter faced fuck Redknapp will come out, "Oy I've 'ad me eye on this 'un for some toime now." Redknapp's from Birmingham? Every non-Geordie sounds the fucking same to me man, my ears are hardly refined. I especially can't be arsed to properly transliterate the accents ffs

Those clubs should just hire their own scouts man. I missed that quote, fucking sickening. Carr could find some random lad playing in the Burundian Third Division and that goiter faced fuck Redknapp will come out, "Oy I've 'ad me eye on this 'un for some toime now."

It's been so long since I've had reason to use the little fwapper http://media.tumblr.com/e454ebe8c774c07af57b9c4a8534c591/tumblr_inline_mficgszEmg1qctctd.gif