Andymc1

The f***s wrong with you? Mince and dumplings is ace. This Just had it for me dinner with mash and turnip. Dreamy.

Could you be more grudging. It is completely separate, as everyone tries to explain but some can't separate it as they're thick as f***. The only reason I'm a bit begrudging is that I think we've almost created space for the wider grumbles to come in because we've had quite a good season results-wise. I mean, if we were scrapping for every point to avoid going down we wouldn't have so much time to worry about style or ambition. I accept the criticisms, but I think they have more space to breath (and be focussed on, and seem worse) because of what we have 'achieved'. I know, that's why I put it in inverted commas. I realised that. It still made me laugh.

It's in his article in the Sun. He must be suffering from dementia because I can't remember it.

Did this even happen or is Halsey getting confused as to who plays in Maroon & Blue and who plays in Black & White?

Could you be more grudging. It is completely separate, as everyone tries to explain but some can't separate it as they're thick as f***. The only reason I'm a bit begrudging is that I think we've almost created space for the wider grumbles to come in because we've had quite a good season results-wise. I mean, if we were scrapping for every point to avoid going down we wouldn't have so much time to worry about style or ambition. I accept the criticisms, but I think they have more space to breath (and be focussed on, and seem worse) because of what we have 'achieved'.

Arousing.

That was my first thought.

They only had 13 midfielders fit.

There was a time when you were putting down Colo in just about every post you made on the forum. Never mind, we'll agree to disagree 'cos I can't be arsed with your usual wummery.

Can't conrol his wife and he's a finished a player. What a man I'm glad you looked back as I really couldn't be arsed with it. Proof is there that you thought he was finished, of course it's not like you to pretend something didn't happen though. I've said a hundred times that I don't rate any of the 4 CBs. Colo being a pale and distant shadow of what he was doesn't mean he shouldn't be starting ahead of crap like Mike Williamson, though. Colo is still our most reliable performer when fit, despite your clear hatred for him just because he wants to go back home for personal reasons.

I fucking love that, Martin Tyler classic.

I really fancy Palace to get something here - Tom Ince MOTM.

He's not a wheeler dealer, he's a fackin football manager!

Can't conrol his wife and he's a finished a player. What a man I'm glad you looked back as I really couldn't be arsed with it. Proof is there that you thought he was finished, of course it's not like you to pretend something didn't happen though.

If they lose the final and go down they will not have had a better season than us. I still fear that they will both win the final and stay up, but at the moment I would say the odds of that are fairly short. Yeah in that case definitely not, but should they manage to stay up and even be runners up one of the cup finals I would still consider that a better season than us. I think they will push on next season aswell if they do beat the drop, just hope they spunk their money on absolute dross like they always do. Edit: Yes I'm aware they are already guaranteed runners up Has it occurred to you that they are absolutely shit and there is no evidence to suggest they'll "push on" next season. They're fucking garbage - I'd be surprised if they stay up. Looking at the fixtures they only have one game away from home that they could feasibly take points from so they have to massively improve their home form to stay up.

Hull 2-0

That Vergini looks awful.

Feel like it's a big day for Neils Gareth Bale bet today. Backed him for FGS.

Shane Long didn't play like. Ermmmm, yes he did Bimps and Colo had him in his pocket...we won thanks to a rare Sissoko screamer. People were digging at Pardew for the thought of Colo coming back straight back in and replacing Mym. Tbf Mym was excellent in Colo's absence, yet with that said the way people talked about Colo was like he was finished and completely s***. People = Ronaldo. I remember it well.

His wank bank.

Debuchy, Cisse, Ameobi, Marveaux, HBA, LDJ, Remy and Colo all likely to leave Likely to leave eh?, oh well thats that then, I'll go and stick a octuple bet on since its so set in stone.. Also set in stone that nobody will come in to replace them, we'll just keep selling players until we have to forfeit every game, at which point Ashley will reveal his Sunderland shirt in the center circle and sing cheer up Alan Pardew I've already said that is the worst situation. I probably shouldn't have wrote 'likely', I apologise.

Their team isn't very good. They've been absolutely hopeless this season.