Tiotes Witch Doctor

Just noticed the body language of Janmaat

Literally hordes of people on facebook saying its been good value for a 0-0 draw

Long balls pumped into Riviere

Our passing is garbage.

If he has to go I want him to go to Everton or somewhere similar, and absolutely smash it, and show Pardew up for the clueless mug that he is.

Really dislike little chubby ginger kids, they are always right little bastards.

2-2 draw with a decent performance followed by a 3-0 loss at Villa.

That's what annoys me the most, you see other teams, not even particularly renowned for their attacking play putting together nice moves through just simple pass and move and exploiting the space available, they seem to have an understanding of what the other lads on their team want to do, whereas with us its just the same old thing, relying on individual brilliance or a mistake from the opposition.

Its like he tells them 5 minutes before kick off to try something new, then when it inevitably doesn't work we revert back to the old way, which also is shite and doesn't work but maybe sees us concede 3 instead of 4.

Really does sound like we're going to just carry on the way we ended last season, plus side is that maybe it could spell the end for Pardew.

The pre-season argument would be a fair one if we weren't already way beyond the point of no return with Pardew. The opinions of 99% are based on the last two years of absolute garbage and embarrassment, the lack of any new ideas or style in pre-season only add an extra can of petrol to the already raging inferno.

Even if we had won every pre-season game and played some decent stuff in the process I still wouldn't want this utter cretin anywhere near the dug out. I hope he gets a fucking barrage of abuse when we lose 5-0 to City.

At least hes aware that we need a better style of football. He usually seems utterly oblivious to any problems the team has.

What? Aye, in Premier League matches. Friendly, premier league, reserves, whatever I cant recall seeing Sammy put in a performance like that or look like having that much potential. Just going by what I've seen so far and there's probably more to come from both players, but simply a comment on what little I've seen so far. Fucking thought police.

Trending on twitter. And the judgement is based on the fact Aarons actually looks like he has end product and a good footballing brain as opposed to running aimlessly down the wing and being easily tackled.

Already looks twice the player of Sammy, and didn't get injured after the first 5 seconds so definitely a lot more promising, should be at least a regular on the bench this coming season.

RONALDO MORE LIKE LOLOLOLOL

Rigid 4-4-2

We both know he'll have a much better career than Danny Guthrie. Aye because twats like Pardew will start him in every single available game.

Taking the blame yes, but what he took the blame for wasn't even an issue in my eyes, none of the problems were really about the personnel, it was the system, tactics and lack of direction that was the issue, we all know he is blind to his own flaws though, so has used the youth players excuse while half heartedly blaming himself in a shite attempt at not sounding like a bullshitter. It may be pre-season but the exact same problems are there for all to see, when I saw Colback float that free kick into Williamson at the back post it put the final nail in the coffin of the slight bit of cautious optimism I might have had for this season, he can not and will not learn his lessons about the problems we have. Decent players coming in will paper over the cracks to an extent and the poor quality of the league these days will see us somewhere between 9th and 15th most seasons though, which as we know is more than enough for the powers that be. Not stepping foot in SJP till at least Pardew is gone, and even then its debatable.

Not fit to lace Guthrie's boots tbh and I'm barely even sure hes any better than Gosling.

"I did well to stick it out on here during the latter stages of last season. So many people on here are so clueless when it comes to talking about football its borderline embarassing. Sick of logging on every day and seeing the same people talk the same old bullshit they know nothing about. 'Pardew out' 'Obertans shit' 'Pardew never learns' shut the fuck up man. Like your expecting us to be a world beating side or something. Majority of you are keyboard warriors constantly criticising anyone and everyone behind a computer screen. Fucking kids stuff and like I said earlier, know absolutely fuck all about football. You want to try supporting your team players and staff for once instead of just sitting their bitching and crying about them every hour of the day. Embarassment and I almost feel sorry for the mugs that are like it. Dont get me wrong theres some decent people on here too. But sadly they are outnumbered by the clueless keyboard warrior supporters that just chew like fuck. Cant put up with this mess of a group any longer. Mugs." The problem with our fanbase summed up, what a cretin this guy is, damn facebook morons.

STILL floating the ball into Williamson, all the proof you need that nothing has or will ever change under Pardew.