Tiotes Witch Doctor

Hes basically just confirmed Lascelles is captain.

Good question.

Sure he called him Freddie Goodman

"THERES A BEACH NOT FAR AWAY" Shut up Mick you fucking whale.

Rafa and his secrets

People are obsessed with the idea that we should only have 11 players. Here's a radical thought, how about we have more than one player who can play in a certain position. Wow... I was literally just asking where this lad will likely to play as I know very little about him aside from the odd MOTD blinder. Can seemingly do both no10 and deeper role, has a great eye for goal but his assists record isn't the best, would personally prefer Perez at no10 and Diame deeper alongside Tiote/Hayden/Anita, in that order.

Waste of space, crap footballer and constantly injured.

When you factor in Clark I think it works out that we've spent 3 million.

Aye bit of a game changer that one, still hoping we will bring in a striker too.

Really want Aarons to be start and given a chance.

Time to binge watch some Simpsons I think!

Knew it was one of the adult cartoons.

Mickmack, there's four places. There's the Match Hut, that's on third. There's Matches-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Watch-Your-Match-There. That's on third. Match Low, Sweet Matchio... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the match watching complex on third. You're gonna have to tell me what thats off before my head explodes.

What's Marlon Harewood doing these days?

Be careful you might get slated on here for posting 'obsessive' links Aye he'll be getting a clip around the lug off Dave. Dave can fuck off, they're cunts and I'll let them know they're cunts Poor Dave

His bird might genuinely be the best looking person I've ever seen.

And this is exactly why I dislike them so much, ever since the first relegation at Villa park, completely tasteless, classless and unnecessary, you would understand if it was the mackems but theres never been a huge rivalry as far as I'm aware, at least in all my 27 years.

Hes got a nicer smile than Sissoko I reckon.

Another reason to hate Villa, as if I needed another....

I would probably add Diame to that list considering his Hull contribution last season.

This is probably the Giggiest Giggs of today but just signed up to free BT sport for 6 months with my EE contract and everyone can do the same who is on EE. Be good for all the champions league games etc...

For some reason I look at these lineups and dont get filled with the confidence I would hope for, but I didnt in 2009 either saying that and look what happened.

Sure I remember Pardew speaking very highly of Shelvey at one point, could happen.

Still think he could be a late leaver and go before the transfer window shuts, I will be quite happy if he stays though, think he has a lot of flaws defensively but again under Rafa I think things could improve and he could be important this season and maybe even next if we go up. Lets hope he stays, should smash this league really.