Ted Maul

Didn't see the match, but 3-6-1 against Watford? Any momentum we had stopped dead. Pathetic.

Are they following them around Hard Knocks style? Because if they are. They've been advertising it as such. We'll have up close and personal access to Pardew during one of his trademark winless streaks. http://i.imgur.com/x1sQZBY.gif "We was put off by the scientific approach to documentary making of the NBC spies. It all felt like a Notting Hill carnival atmosphere at times. The players tried too hard." Magnificent, lost all four :lol: This has gone from behind-the-settee stuff to absolutely essential viewing.

Fucking Liverpool man

Couldn't care less about him joining the Mackems, like. He's completely irrelevant as a 40 year old anyway, not exactly like he is in the prime of his career.

Colback to LB seems the way out, keep him in the team, get him out of the middle of the park. That wouldn't be the worst outcome, he can probably bring a lot more going forward than Dummett. Not sure if he will be up to the mark defensively though. Dummett is pretty good in the air for one thing. I am not a Dummett fan, but would 100% play him at LB over Colback. At least he offers some defensive solidity. Colback offers nothing whatsoever.

Or this

I would like us to keep Sissoko and am a believer that we get the most out of him when he is on the right. This means, however, that we need someone who offers us true width down the left and can deliver a good ball if we're wanting to play to the strengths of Mitrovic. If Andros Townsend can offer us that then I'd be all for it, however from what I have seen of him he doesn't and is an extremely frustrating, selfish player. I do think Townsend will bring pace, however, which we are desperately in need of. I definitely wouldn't be devastated if he joined, but think we could probably do better if we really tried.

Guthrie was hardly amazing, but he was a reasonably decent player who was more than capable of stepping up and filling in when needed. After seeing some of the shite that has passed through this place there's no way would I call him crap. I'd have that season's Guthrie in this team any day over that fucking idiot Colback.

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Going to get absolutely hammered.

Two pathetic weeks in a row for me. My players better start performing soon.

Languid players who beat their man and score great goals without even looking like they're trying - Zidane, Bergkamp, Le Tissier, Asprilla, Berbatov, Ibrahimovic, Viduka.

Seen enough from Lukaku, he's getting the bullet. Considering Cisse to make it feel less shit when we score.

Hibbert

Him and Adebayor man. Need at least a goal from one of them. Yeah mate nearly picked Adebayor because of what looked like a very reasonable price tag but glad I didn't.

Lukaku has done fuck all. He's treading on thin ice for my FF team.

Listening to Martinez interview on BT Sport right now talking about the Europa League, him and this fucking arsehole are like chalk and cheese. Pardew is a lipless fucking cowardly piss stain of a 'manager'.

The body language of the players is telling on all the recent training photos. It's so fucking obvious he's lost them.

Yup, he's been slagged off loads on here which surprises me considering the love for Ben Arfa.

Zero out of ten :lol: what an utter twat

Thing is, I never really got that impression from Moyes' time at Everton, although maybe I just didn't watch enough of their matches over the years. While they were never really spectacular, I always thought they played decent attacking football.

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They were on you from the start because you were shit from the start, and that small matter of 18 points in 69

Feel sorry for the guy tbh. Not going to judge any of the players while they're playing under this manager.

To maximise his undoubted potential he needs to go somewhere the management will encourage him to play to his strengths, not try to coach them out of him.