Ted Maul

Typical sensationalism, what he actually said on the quoted bit was pretty tepid although it was heavily implied. Wish he'd stuck the boot in a bit more.

Wildcard active. Can't decide on my final trio of players though. Rangel, Sterling and Adebayor or Clyne, Dyer and Balotelli + £1.5m. What do people reckon?

Two Chelsea defenders in my team this week, bastards.

48 points with Terry, Lovren, Azpilicueta and Dzeko still left to play.

Took Lloris out at the last minute and put Howard in

Howard and Eriksen are my only 3pm players. Be interested to see how they do.

Nah. Jones gets the assist. Mata. What a cunt. Good job Rooney and Sigurdsson came through.

Nice little start like, will Mata get any bonus points for his corner?

Siggy my sweet sweet Siggy

Captain Rooney scores

Assist for Gylfi

Surprised he's not gagging on fat mike's sweaty chode. Beautiful turn of phrase.

The thing I have to say I didn't like about the banana kit was the shorts. Thought the top was perfectly fine.

Good grief :lol:

I don't agree. I think there's a lot of cheap defenders around for the first rounds at least that will play. I think Sturridge, Rooney, Diego Costa and Lukaku are all extremely price worthy for the first weeks. I suppose Sturridge is guaranteed to be the main man looking at Liverpool's striking options, but Lukaku and even Rooney and Costa are condiserably cheaper than him. I think 11.5m is overpriced. Now I have said that everyone on the forum should all pick him because he'll tear the league apart and earn 300 points

I think Sturridge is way too much of a sacrifice to the rest of one's team considering the exit of his considerably more gifted strike partner. Could well be that he ends up scoring 20 but £11.5million? Damn. Could get so much more quality in the team with that few extra million to spare. No doubt I'll end up eating these words.

I'd give him a 10-0 victory if it meant the cunt would fuck off there.

I don't want another manager who would play negative/long ball football. I also think Pulis is a prick although I'd take just about anyone over Pardew right now.

I'm still convinced that this whole regime is some kind of scientific experiment into Stockholm Syndrome and masochistic tendencies in human beings. It's pathetic when talking to people in the pub etc who are peddling out the same tired excuses as the people who are laughing at the sheer idiocy and gullibility on a daily basis. People keep giving them their money that they've worked so hard to earn, it really is amazing. TV money's been trousered and people are still waxing lyrical about the transfers hat they've got in. Beggars belief, man.

Meh probably wouldn't go for him anyway. As soon as they start with the whole 'may go for somebody else if the price is right' garbage you know business (at least incoming) is most likely at an end.

Aye I'd give Tiote a lift to wherever will take him if it assured us of getting Grenier.

Really like that Belgium one, nice and simple. Ah, but to have a simple kit.

The Villa one was the best for me. Absolutely outstanding technique, liked it more than that Everton one.

You could never consider yourself a real fan if you can just renounce your 'love' for your club like that. If he's got no prior allegiance to the club and doesn't live in the area I'm sure it would be a lot easier for him, although I still wouldn't go out of my way to publicise the fact that I was a defector. Total and utter non-story though

Bloke's got some sense.