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"We’ll never say it’s an achievement to finish 12th for a club of our stature but it’s an achievement. I hope the people who have written us off, they’ll eat humble pie and give us some credit."

Be funnier if they went up then back down again

Computing with Harry Redknapp and his dog

I’d love to know what these pundits think we should be allowed to aspire to. We know this club can challenge consistently at the top under the right conditions - so do Blackburn and now so do Leicester. But they seem to bracket us along with clubs like Burnley and a Brighton in terms of what we should be grateful for (and there is no disrespect intended to either of those clubs)

Our training centre looks like the sports centre in Newbiggin

He hasn’t been exposed to any fans, the duvet- stomached vogon.

Hi Admin, I take it the pretence that we are allowed a positive thread can get to fuck then?

Was Dalglish shit, or just shit here?

There's a difference between negative and pragmatic. If you're bright enough to see it.

Her name is Fanny neGusha!! Thauvin's missus is still the one to beat for me, though

So FM will have teams like Liverchester and ManPool playing in the ‘Splendid League’ then?

Surely Spurs are only in the ‘big 6’ because they are in London and moreover, Arsenal *need* them.

They should never have their own thread, really - always felt too RTG to me, that. At best, this should be called 'Division 3 (including Sunderland)'

Not as good as Kitson, Shola, or Andreas Andersson.

Reassuring at all?

They could get together and form an average.

The Reubens, apparently, are major investors in Castore.

How the fuck does nobody call him out on total blatant lies?

Back-to-back wins?

He’s trying to equate Bruce and Mourinho and get their current situations mentioned in the same context.

Personally, I've always felt that for one, Shearer's love of the club has been massively overstated.

Some real shite in here: https://metro.co.uk/2021/04/01/how-steve-bruces-newcastle-united-dream-has-turned-sour-14339425/

So that article would be equally relevant if it said that Bruce ‘could’ be given an Alpaca by Ashley, for all the facts it contains? Given that the Telegraph have officially adopted clickbait as a business model, Edwards has to be avoided totally from now on.

I heard that Steve Bruce is mates with the Mail's editor and tried to get Craig sacked. * This may be a lie