Shays Given Tim Flowers

Desperately need a striker who can score.

He's the towelie of football.

God it looks like Daniel, must be the clouds in my eyes.

We are completely fucked as long as this guy is here. A waste of time looking any further than our nose. Need to get him gone before any good can come.

We were fine getting players sorted (incoming out and outgoing) when we were relegated. Funny how we can't do any business now.

Fucking hell popped out for a walk expecting us to announce it by the time I got back.

Doesn't have to pay anything in the last 12 months of his contract apparently, so could leave in the summer no problem. Yeah was just going to the whole he’s leaving soon stuff.

If he leaves he has to pay a big wedge. No chance he goes anywhere. He will just say I told you so when it goes wrong.

Hell in a cell?

I want this man to lead a long, miserable life.

He's on something like £6,000,000 a year. Think he has to pay that too if he leaves. He's not going anywhere.

Of course that Owen deal in today's money would be north of £50m.

Didn’t realise Dwight Schrute went into sports journalism.

His finishing has been suspect here and we need a good finisher in our current situation. He could have been used more from the bench but he really isn't the answer to our striking problems.

Sounds like we've made the second Brighton bid up to inflate the market.

Good opportunity for him to show what he’s all aboot.

He plays in Holland, that's the yellow sticker league.

Usain Bolt is about his height.

Would be very surprised to see Ritchie sold.

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Do correspondents correspond to correspondence?

I mean if true (what Hardy has said) that is just concrete evidence of the club never being for sale.