Shays Given Tim Flowers

How else would I find out how Ian W saves less than £1 per year?

I laughed so much I had Kenco coming out of my nose!

By the end of the season we might be able to make a similarly convincing Joelinton's top 5 Newcastle Goals compilation.

Bruce looks like a man on his way to the police station having failed the roadside test.

Assassinations surely? It's an American Psycho quote.

wat

Murders and Executions.

The fucking balls on you.

Chant to the tune of stings desert rose.

Harsh Troll, they had a show trial

It's not for us to say who should own NUFC but.....

Would be fun to see dissident journalist Les Ryder invited to an embassy.

Sounds like a non-starter

This ignores what has been a considered process throughout the entirety of the time he has been here. Invest little, keep the club in the premier league, sell best players.

Think he was a cunt from the outset, Keegan was a placatory appointment designed to put a likeable skin on his cynical model. Keegan knew the score in his Everton post match MOTD interview. His interest in Rangers tells you everything IMO about deliberately targeting clubs with loyal fans.

‘She never let you use the oven, did she pet.’

Joselu was a goal a game striker for Real.

errm.

Loan with option to buy: Loan player > stay up > no need to buy. Loan player > go down > no need to buy.

Whoever isn’t managing Newcastle.

Widely reported as: Benitez thought he was a good player but given the financial restraints of recuritment felt the money could be better invested elsewhere.

Remember when Leicester were in league one?

Fozzie Bear cos hes a fucking idiot ... nah hold on Fozzie was loveable though Orville the duck both in terms of figure and like ability.

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