Shays Given Tim Flowers

Better the J-league than Huddersfield.

Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea, Chelsea.

It's nothing like buying house. If you need a new roof your income doesn't suddenly get cut significantly. God bless you, Greg.

Have to think we’d be a more forward thinking club under a new owner.

It’s almost Like Coleman isn’t some highly coveted manager. His stock was higher immediately after the Euros, certainly don’t know why you’d look to him to consolidate your premier league place.

If you accept that football fans are, generally, morons, it becomes much less astonishing. POTY

36 years old and carrying on like that. Imagine that in any other walk of life.

Manchester United embody all of life’s inequity.

We played well and it was an entertaining half. You definitely picked wrong. Sometimes watching is just seems like self harm.

Missed the first half. Think I preferred not watching.

Glad he got 90 minutes. Looked significantly better than he has done this season for us. Would drop Joselu for him.

Don't like him in a two. He's too static. Needs to be in a three to make sure we aren't overrun in midfield. Felt at times he was trying balls that were a bit too ambitious to Yedlin in particular. Ended up not reaching Yedlin who is then miles up the pitch with an easy counter for Bournemouth.

The word average is lost on people.

And counting... Edit - just looked and he has 3 red cards in his entire career ffs A ‘walking red card’ according to some. Not seen red since May 2016. 4 in his time with us (I'm counting the suspension this season obviously). Which is a red card every 15 matches or so. 3 if you're counting the suspension. Two reds in the first season, and 0 in the second season. You're right. The site I used to look up the suspensions listed one of his suspensions twice. Still, he's had a lot more than 3 in his career and is still averaging a red card every 20 matches or so. That'd work out nearly 2 a season, which is clearly bad. Sure I heard in commentary that Lejeune has 8 career reds. It was 9 in 200 games I think.

How long has hippo head been on MOTD?

Grody.

Manky y

Gayle looks to be moving much more naturally today.

Twat! Ritchie. (Not a goal)

Absolutely this. Of course Southgate was groomed for this role over a number of years so he isn't going anywhere.

Makes me hate that bastard Pardew more than ever for giving them that one crumb of comfort.

Should know the answer to your question.

Al-Inshirah

Are we meant to assume anyone who is Saudi can afford Newcastle United?