Shays Given Tim Flowers

As though he doesn't already.

Thread is becoming comedy gold, there's fuck all else going on. Lighten up Comedy gold. I wouldn't even give it the wooden spoon. The cringe is off the charts. It's like when Stewart Lee spends 20 minutes doing deliberately unfunny material.

You might say it takes the....

Chocolate Hobnobs M and S Extremely Chocolatey Milk Chocolate Rounds Fruit Shortcakes Chocolate Digestives Chocolate Malted Milks Best Tea Dunkers EDIT: Also ginger nuts if you're willing to sacrifice some of the taste of the tea.

The one exception to this is Biscotti. Belongs nowhere near tea but complements coffee.

IIRC Rich's surname is Tea.

Everyone under Ashley’s stewardship has been complicit in making up the numbers and denigrating the sporting endeavours of the football club. They are all tarred with that brush to varying degree.

Probably WhatsApp’d Midhat.

If the Takeover is legit then there won't be any incomings or outgoings save for out of contracts until the takeover has been finalised.

R Kelly has hacked your account.

Fuck off with this indulgent nonsense. Let’s see where we are in 2 weeks time.

I heard tramps bum Branko?

Stone charnley to death and then flay his corpse, smash his bones up and use them to stone Ashley.

Ge’ordie John.

I’d wager that was a short journey.

Resurrect the takeover tracker.

You can certainly tell Caulkin writes for a paid subscription site.

Cousin brothers.

Craig Dope.

Iron Mike has it.

Had a first date last night which I thought went well. Came home to the takeover news. Wake up to no takeover and a standard ‘just not compatible’ message. This fucking club

The Don’s story arc is starting to resemble Edward Woodward’s in the wicker man.

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