Shays Given Tim Flowers

The word average is lost on people.

And counting... Edit - just looked and he has 3 red cards in his entire career ffs A ‘walking red card’ according to some. Not seen red since May 2016. 4 in his time with us (I'm counting the suspension this season obviously). Which is a red card every 15 matches or so. 3 if you're counting the suspension. Two reds in the first season, and 0 in the second season. You're right. The site I used to look up the suspensions listed one of his suspensions twice. Still, he's had a lot more than 3 in his career and is still averaging a red card every 20 matches or so. That'd work out nearly 2 a season, which is clearly bad. Sure I heard in commentary that Lejeune has 8 career reds. It was 9 in 200 games I think.

How long has hippo head been on MOTD?

Grody.

Manky y

Gayle looks to be moving much more naturally today.

Twat! Ritchie. (Not a goal)

Absolutely this. Of course Southgate was groomed for this role over a number of years so he isn't going anywhere.

Makes me hate that bastard Pardew more than ever for giving them that one crumb of comfort.

Should know the answer to your question.

Al-Inshirah

Are we meant to assume anyone who is Saudi can afford Newcastle United?

If he sells during the lifetime of this thread there's a reasonable chance it could also be the thread that announces his death.

Nah too early for that. Won't be until 2.30 tomorrow.

We have avoided reds for Yedlin and Mitro (in game) this season.

The very definition of small-time and tin pot club. Ian and TCD.

Wor chest

Perez is clearly under orders to press like crazy when he’s on. Diame cannot do that. Because of the press Perez is often in poor attacking positions and it probably is leading him to be more ragged on the ball. Diame offers something different. He was finding space today, which is probably easier for him to do given that he doesn’t or cannot press the ball in the same way.

It's like ready steady cook the banquet he is able to serve up from these ingredients.

We're the Jamacian bobsleigh team of the Premier League.

Most of them are corners floated in. He's still been pretty p*ss poor in general play. To be fair we have a squad of poor players who don't assist goals.

Ritchie's 5th assist this season. For a team that struggles for goals thats not at all bad. Top 5 assister I think.

Pure thug haircut.

Atsu putting Dann to sleep

Getting better.