Shays Given Tim Flowers

Just saw that Erdogan was Ozil's best man.

He’s having a laugh whilst getting the job done.

So when Balotelli was leading the line for Italy and they had a cartoon in a National Paper of him as King Kong that was to support him?

Darwin Award worthy stuff.

Until a run of losses.

Poll?

+ = Harsh on Ian W

Shame on LV for ruining a good Ian W joke.

I imagine we bought all our gym equipment from Sports Direct.

I'm feeling mad all over.

He actually advised her on that.

Heard he spiked McPartlin and all.

Remember when we good? Not Rafa good but top of the league in January good? :'(

Sleeve Bruce

Just some fag packet Maths the season we were last relegated we sold Sissoko and Wijnaldum for £40m and received a £40m parachute payment...

Is there a reliable figure for how much relegation actually costs? More specifically, when we come straight back up.

I play like a cross between Colo and Sissoko. Always try and win the ball cleanly at the back, read the game and make interceptions and look to play the ball out. Also have a decent engine so can surge pretty well like Sissoko, I'm also fully wank at shooting, like Moussa. On a more general, romantic note I'd be Cassano. Undoubtedly talented but with completely the wrong mentality to get good value from the talent.

The managers aren’t spending the money. That’s why.

Glad the new manager isn't having genuinely awful training sessions or bizarre game plans.

So History has probably shown we sold him at the right time*. Is 8 years later the right time to buy him back? *As in he was never better than when we had him.

When journalists are so intellectually dishonest it's when you think there's some sort of shenanigans going on.

:lol: Fucking hell you can't count that twice.