Shays Given Tim Flowers

Was Bob Holly in 'Nam?

Gerrard fans do seem to have a bit of a complex.

You might say it was out of..........................character.

There's no character limit on N-O

Nothing worse than 'let's have a look what you could've won'

Story of my life. Didn't you shag Vanessa Feltz then move in with her though?

We made Sydney look ordinary at times.

Because we are managed by a fucking retard. He got just over 1 in 6 playing as a winger (35 apps 6 goals). When he signed in January he got 3 in 15. Contrast that to league one where in half a season before joining he scored 8 in 20.

Wash with like colours.

I'd like Gouffran to play up top.

He looks a lot stronger than both of them.

Probably rather Willo, Taylor might fist-pump her internal organs out her throat. Taylor would smile too much whilst doing it. Willo would just look awkward.

Excellent play by Campbell and Armstrong. Good finish too.

We look to have more pace. Perez looks like he could offer plenty off the bench.

Ummm look up the list of players that have appraised Paul Scholes. Redknapp is a minnow in comparison.

Was this a Gullit thing? What's gullit got to do with anything? I just meant that young English players will get fair better wages here than anywhere else. You only have to look at the talent that went to Chelsea and City to be squad players.

Egg feather bird oeuf tit.

It's all about the Benjamins, Deuce.

The next guy to make one is going to get battered. Unless it's Flip. Ironic he's called Flip, comes across as more of a tosser.

Not even Europe. The Champions League.

Until Ashley sacks Pardew I will not entertain the idea of a corner being turned.

If only that relationship went both ways.

“It is important for us to grow our brand, we’re a club that wants to compete in the Champions League.” If brand growth is that important why the fuck are in New Zealand? As for the Champions League, it's such an empty platitude.

“This year we are as well set as at any time that I’ve been at the club.” Oh good.