Shays Given Tim Flowers

Dreamt we drew 0-0 with Real Madrid this morning. First leg at home in a knockout. Kuol was a late threat with direct running.

That is a great video. Well worth a watch.

I’d only welcome him if he drank that piss like he was supposed to.

Fraser replacement?

The Saudis and Assad. Hmmm.

We all know that.

Your pro-Pardew phase was a lot more subtle. Credit where it's due.

The question is for Delaney how are the have nots ever supposed to compete in the footballing pyramid? Aside from huge capital injection there is no way to become competitive.

The next Garang Kuol. Also sounds like a PES Yakubu so I'm all for it.

Rich man buys property portfolio. Twat.

Remind me who was the manager of that delectable pastiche of footballing talents?

That’s a very fair point re: Owen. We were never going to be a good side when he signed.

Because....

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Just remember watching Joelinton’s goal complication when he signed.

fair point. It’s bullshit then.

If they win the treble fair enough. If they don’t Eddie’s been robbed.

I mean, he's a little, bland.

If it was Newcastle we’d give a shit.

Everton have been horrible for a long old time now

What a shit lid. Oh to be 17.

That was like me

I do like Birtles he’s a caricature. It is reminiscent of that scene from Texas Chainsaw where the girl thinks the police man is there to save her.

Getting rid of Hinchliffe only to end up with Birtles.