Shays Given Tim Flowers

We are a tough nut to crack.

Midds you’re alive?! Someone told me you was dead.

The battle of Emirates Stadium

This has been like a boxing match so far. We’re doing good.

This is where we start to reel them in.

Desperate for him to be a success.

The weather hasn’t helped us today at all.

Fucking hell Longy.

Fancy maxi to come on and score

Anyone able to river my timbers please

Steve Bruce - Pachyderm

The other top teams have to play each other as well. They can't all win. If we can keep our current consistency for a couple of months teams will start to run out of games.

Our goal difference and miserly defence suggests we will be well up there.

Who beats us?

A few years back.

When you think Benitez turned us into a solid team via a season in the championship, Eddie has done it in a shorter time in the premier league putting out some massive fires along the way. It has been incredible what he has achieved.

Igor, it’s alive!

Murphy

What a team we had then, such a mixture of talents.

A luxury Wayne Routeldge

Football, bloody hell.

Merse hacked your account?

Neil Warnock was complimentary about us, Howe and particularly Dan Burn in his most recent podcast. Apparently Colin tipped us to be to top five this season before it started.

He must not have sent the money by PayPal within 12 hours of opening the email.

I think he will decide he’s taken England as far as he can