Shays Given Tim Flowers

Does any fecker actually wear sketchers?

45 more minutes

Probably stick one of these away lads.

Feasibly, could have.

Anderson got kicked pretty hard then.

Seemingly I was a passenger on flight MH 370. Left the atmosphere and have just landed on planet soft cunt.

Run off for the top 2?

I mean we have got quite a few members, it's a decent award to win.

So did Vurnon Anita.

Should probably tag the winner on Insta. Maybe even send them a trophy.

Probably between Trippier and Almiron for me. All things considered, I'm going to vote Trippier. Has brought so much to the club beyond his pitch time and he's been very, very good on the pitch.

Still no openly gay PL footballers? Do people think it's an open secret in the game?

Bring back Oakie Doke (Dave)

you know what happens on a third date?

We will sign younger players I think this summer than previously.

Pavarotti own Forest?

We’re a killing machine.

The year is 2023. There are two games left to play in the premier league season. If you bet £250 on Newcastle to finish top four you get £1 back. Just stop to imagine this being remotely possible at any time after the fluke fifth season. Staggering. Smell the roses everyone.

Rawk screenshots please guys.

How I used to hug girls at school tbf

This is the Mortal Kombat finish him moment for our season. Hope we do these, then do Chelsea.

They also won't come here playing for a point.

It’s a fucking horrible pass that from Wilson.

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnno

classic case of letting the pursuit of perfect get in the way of very good.