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Huh?

Got 2 of them wrong.. one of them was Messi

He turned us down twice and then got sacked. So we offered it a 3rd time. Imagine that happening anywhere else

I was at the game. Terrible conditions, I'm so fucking cold. At least there were some goals though. LA were shit, should have won it.

goalie sent off kinda ruined that

No experience > bad experience I'd rather take a chance than recycle some has-been . Our transfer policy is (allegedly) all about finding younger talents and developing them. Shouldn't the same be done with the managers? Instead we've had 60 year old Joe Kinnear, MLS failure John Carver and Pardew. While I'd rather take on a young manager with some experience this is at least different from the norm.

Imagine going from people like Pardew and Carver to someone as classy as Vieira.. I don't know if he'd be a good manager or not but at least I'd respect him.

We've had so many forgettable players and overall bad memories at the club in recent years, Jonas is one of the few I'll always have time for. Best of luck to him!

Love that he battled back from some bad injuries, but he just wasn't anywhere near good enough.

Next up: Wall Stre-ahahahahhahah.

At least he'd be most likely manager to attack Ashley.

I'm assuming James Comey said that with a huge dose of irony or he was constantly suppressing a smirk. You know what the problem is? The problem is those goddam foreigners stealing our goddam corruption. There are plenty of hard working Americans who would love nothing more than to engage in corruption, but Obama keeps leaving the door open to foreign corruption. #toolittletoolate

Good move for him

That blue patch on the back of the new shirts kinda makes it look like everyone has dropped their shorts

You got a chance and you failed miserably.

Everyone should probably renew their season tickets!

Arsenal 2-2 West Brom Aston Villa 0-1 Burnley Chelsea 0-1 Sunderland Crystal Palace 2-0 Swansea Everton 2-1 Spurs Hull 2-1 Man Utd Leicester 0-0 QPR Man City 3-1 Southampton Newcastle 0-1 West Ham Stoke 0-2 Liverpool

Overshadowed by Gerrard's death of course.. have hardly seen a thing about Xavi this week

Well maybe (hopefully) West Ham are after him. Don't like West Ham having this much control over our future

Yeah that's how i'm imagining it.

Wow thought that was a photo that someone had edited in paint but instead it's our actual fucking kit.

Can you imagine. We play the worst stretch of football possible and are only saved because another team manages to be even more shit.. So then we hire that manager?

Your best bet for a slightly less s*** standard of football is probably Seattle. New England plays a decent game as well. I haven't been following as much this season so I'm not sure who's looking the best. We've looked fantastic this season, miles better than watching Newcastle. Portland/Seattle/Vancouver have been decent as well from what I've seen.

Southampton 2-1 Aston Villa Burnley 0-0Stoke QPR 2-1 Newcastle Spurs 0-1 Hull Sunderland 1-0 Leicester West Ham 1-1 Everton Liverpool 1-2 Crystal Palace Swansea 0-2 Man City Man Utd 2-2 Arsenal West Brom 0-2 Chelsea Arsenal 1-2 Sunderland

The one time Ronaldo doesn't try to shoot