Jesse Pinkman

Isn't sports direct making record profits since he took over Newcastle? Can't see him selling in a long time like, unless a crazy offer came in.

Not to sure if Giggs but paddy power offering 3/1 on Moyes next job to be Newcastle!

Yet another manager that is firmly in Poyets back pocket...

Delph could be an outside shout for the England squad if he keeps this form up. Definitely rate him more than Cleverly!

On Rawk:

One of the worst players to ever grace the Premier league, it would be a joke if he makes the World Cup as he certainly doesn't deserve it.

http://simpsonsscreenshots.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/harktothetaleofnelson.png Pretty much just did this -->

And then there were the players he bought as well!...Amarite?

Factoring in the increase in advertising revenue for SD, I think he'll be relatively happy, he's not going to spend before selling anyway!

Classy as fuck.

That NUFCfans are on twitter aren't they? Pretty sure it's one of the major pro Pardew accounts which keeps going on about how good 8th is and it could be worse.

He seems abit of a man child to me. Can imagine him sitting in the changing room at half time, 3-0 down but cracking up for 15 mins as Pardew said we have penetrate their defence.

Right, that's enough internet for me today!

Great, 2 down. Now we are only 8 £20 million players away from Ashley f*ing off.

A leaked team of the year is doing the rounds from a few legit sources (I'm on my phone so cant get the image). But Dani Alves and Xavi and Ramos are in over Alaba, Schweinstger, Thiago Silva, 6 BBVA players

Anyone else a bit cynical that he's announced it now he has retired? Perfect money spinner, can't wait for the autobiography!

Cabaye, he looks like he hit every branch.... Catts for me lyk!

For me the sensible option is Santon right and Dummet left, but knowing Pardews love of playing players out of position nothing will surprise me.

Ah man, do you mind if I tweet that? It isnt mine but I dont see why not. Spread the word...He is the one.

http://i.imgur.com/jexF6OJ.jpg

I interpreted the title as Tiote is available for spurs. . . to buy, no-one else or am I just paranoid?

Ironic as that is what they shout at Altidore.

I don't know why but this gave me the mental image of Taylor and Owen Wilson in the one of those comedy western pub/saloon brawls