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He will have done quite well financially out of his time here. Been capped for Australia too apparently.

In the Championship. Where Dwight Gayle was top scorer in the league. Where Shola Ameobi had a better than one in two record. It's such an irrelevant comparison man. Shola has 12 goals in 32 games in the Championship and Chris Wood was the top scorer last season... He got 10 in 18 in his only Championship season with us. I wasn't talking about his time at Bolton when he was f***ing 34 What time of Dwight Gayle's career were you talking about?

In the Championship. Where Dwight Gayle was top scorer in the league. Where Shola Ameobi had a better than one in two record. It's such an irrelevant comparison man. Shola has 12 goals in 32 games in the Championship and Chris Wood was the top scorer last season...

Were you expecting a hat-trick?

Yep, nothing to do with Ayoze and Shelvey missing sitters from 5 yards when we were 2-0 up. All Rafa.

VAMOOOOOOOOS

https://twitter.com/PeteGravesSky/status/962682893821726720 Looks like someone can't take the heat.

Valencias keeper just punched Godins teeth out, nowhere near the ball. No penalty given. Absolutely amazing refereeing.

The only reason Lovren plays that ball (or tries to) is because of Kane, who is offside. Surely he is interfering with play in the situation, and therefore it should be offside, no?

They lost the ball right outside the box. Not his fault by any stretch of the imagination.

I know it's against Huddersfield, but good. Surely you'd want Huddersfield to lose?

Manchester United denied a stonewall penalty.

I fear for the mental health of some of the forum members if he does good for them.

We shouldn't be relying on a player as bad as Joselu, but it's not his fault he's shit, or that he's one of our only options, I have no hate for him.

https://twitter.com/skysports_bryan/status/958640767987306496 Seems weird unless Slimani is certain to sign.

The two things are fine. You can question a player's potential quality and question why the club that presumably believes in his quality isn't willing to pay the asking price. Maybe they believe he is a 15m player not the 20m asked by Feyenoord? What's the difference? Who the fuck cares about 5M when it's not gonna be used for anything else anyway?

I think you'll find the opposite is true

Thought we were doing quite good in the first half, but offered absolutely nothing in the second half.

Had Watford +0,5 asian handicap. What the fuck

Mick McCarthy being Mick McCarthy.

The only player I can remember being questioned by police for claims of rasicm at SJP. two absolute radge packets. Was that the incident with the Albanian flag or something like that? Not trying to play it down or anything, but hardly racism.

Keeper has to save that shot from Cavani. Disgustingly bad.

He is a legend for that dive in my opinion. Also made him a better player somehow.

When will he learn! This is England, elbowing players in the head is just not on. Kick em in the head instead, that's all fair play on these here isles.

Half of this is defence. He's been written off and slagged off by some (Misstrovic, carthorse, etc) as a 20 year old kid who'd just come over here. I don't give a f*** about him playing to the crowd, being passionate, being an Newcastle fan, etc. The stick he got from day one by some people was ridiculous. No interest in letting the kid develop over time. Aye I've mentioned that as well. I wasn't including you in that btw as your comments are generally fair and not having a go at others. Just someone mentioned that he could have possibly got sent off and some guy calls him a weirdo ffs If you are referring to me, then that bloke was not "mentionint that he could possibly have got sent off", he said he possibly got two reds in his last two games for us. Which is not just wrong, but also impossible, and a very weird thing to say.