Rompe

Why?

Most of them once we go up yes Not like we need squad players or anything.

How come he is our most effective player in form of assist/goal pr minute if he is that bad? What does that say about the rest of our players, should we get rid of all our attacking players then?

Has a goal every 112th minute this season this lad, Gayle has one every 103rd. Surprised to see so many on twitter wanting to get rid of Mitrovic.

Someone put Selz out of his fucking misery.

I do wonder how Selz functions in his daily life if he can't fucking hold on to anything.

A Mike Jones special with extra cabbage that decision. Absolutely rubbish.

4-3 to Palace now. Just how lucky can you get? Jammy fucking cunt.

What the fuck are Swansea doing in defence? Giving away goals.

Fabianski with some world class goalkeeping there

Dreadful challenge!

Atkinson is absolutely useless.

I don't understand why people keep going on about this It is the way he prefers to play. He is rightly dogmatic about it so that the keepers he has are not ever in any doubt of what they should be doing. Will mistakes happen? Yes they will, but he is fine with that, and accepts it as part of the deal. Looking instead to continue to work on minimising them while continuing to play how he wants. What is the problem? The way those goofy pundits kept on squealing about clearing your lines man. Just shut up. I would rather have a keeper and team that took the risks Peps team takes than one that just hoofs the ball back to the opposition all the time, and sits back, which is what the majority of these knackered managers do. Ah, yes very clever. Your team never has the ball and creates one chance a game, but hey, at least your keeper didn't make a mistake passing the ball out from the back. Lord give me strength! It's not black or white though. You could try to play it out from the back, but at the same time be allowed to clear the ball if the situation calls for it.

The game will be televised in Norway on Eurosport Norge, fucking get in!

Man U is crumbling, 4-4 incoming.

"Is there any truth in the rumour that Shearer apologised after the match, offered Keane his hand to which Keane spat on the floor and replied: "I feckin hate geordies" and refused to shake his hand."

Controversial, but perhaps what we need to spice up this debate a little.

This cunt dead yet?

Making an ex-Newcastle fantasy team, so I was wondering if anyone knows of any ex-Newcastle defenders and strikers. Currently got van Aanholt, Debuchy and Simpson for defenders and Remy and Carroll as strikers.

Why is he playing as a right midfielder?

Yeah - that 0-0 draw we got there last year was a brutal anihilation - lucky not to get minus points ? At least in the Championship you won't have that small team mentality and you can actually go to places and try and win the game. Hopefully no Newcastle games this year are described as a "battling display", where your CB is MOTM when you have 30% possession. We'll have whichever mentality we like, thank you very much.

Saw this comment on reddit

Love Ricky Ricardo, hope he starts tonight.

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!! VAFFANCULOOOOOO!!!!

Put 5£ on on an Italy/Iceland double, returns about 200. VAFANCULO!