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We have a coaching team that works alongside a sports science team, which will guide decisions when it comes to how much load a player can take on, what type of running he has done, at which point a strain is more likely to occur, and so on. For me, it’s difficult to judge the substitutes without being privy to this information. Disappointing result, that we know for definite Howe will go through with a fine tooth comb to iron out our weaknesses and look to improve on. No worries at all with his management so far from me.

“Son”. Burnsie?

What a position to be in if this is considered embarrassing.

Oh no, Carragher has that look on his face that tells me he’s going to spit on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Embarrassing reaction from VVD, it won’t happen but he really should face further punishment. Defensively we are comfortable imo, need to up our game in attack, feel we’re a little complacent.

100%.

Really smart finish that, fair play to the lad. Hit the ground running by all accounts.

This craic with the pillows, how are they sleeping with only one?

I'm happy with the window, but I am still 100% in the 'wow, this acting like a professional football club thing is pretty cool' phase.

It’s something that the players have obviously seen and discussed. Not sure exactly what it is that has been said that has caused him to fire back but do think some criticism, particularly on Twitter, is ridiculous. Criticism is fair game but I do think some fans, probably a minority, need perspective.

In the interests of equality, now let’s begin the media inquest and the deep look into if any of them fly EasyJet or if they’ve ever bought their mother a house.

Full time whistle. “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall.”

Same here. Refresh fella, back on!

Here comes the 90th minute, and with it the crippling realisation that we need to sign a whole new team, until we win again in which case we can give anyone a game yi kna hinny.

Hit the one in the middle.

Cals never doing him for pace like.

Bruno on 50 ping.

Android Haaland is playing on a 3G signal.

Ref thinks he’s the main character with his short back and daft cunt.

Miggy not good enough. Weve only been undone by a world class piece of technique from Foden and a wonder strike.

I don’t think we’ve been timid, I think City are putting on a clinic. We can’t get near them and they’re defending so well when we have possession.

Now that relegation six pointer is out of the way, let’s now set our minds to the top of the table clash.

If this was blind football and Martinez was a Spurs player, that would have been an unbelievable finish.

Next level distribution.

Hot take based on a gut feeling, but Spurs will struggle to make top 10.