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2 match ban iirc. Which games did he miss?

How can Wes Brown play against Man.City in the cup? I thought he got a 3 game ban, and since they didn't play against City in the league because of the postponement.

8 Bolton fans?

Steven Taylor: Played 7 Won 1 Lost 5 Scored 3 Conceded 17

Everton game now off.

Is the Taylor inclusion something to do with his "We need more English in our team" statements earlier in the season? Playing English players regardless if they're shit or not.

He's their captain. Hardly the ideal candidate considering he's fucking off soon.

Man.Utd must fucking hate Fergie time these days Absolutely hilarious. Moyes has fucked up once again

Would easily be the most damaging blow to date if they lost to this useless lot. Fulham are comfortably the worst team in the league atm.

I wanted Williamson to be captain :\

Interview up on Sky Sports. Bottom of page...ignore the rest of the page, depressing. http://www1.skysports.com/football/teams/newcastleunited

Can see him being dropped to the bench now. Dummett will probably get the nod over Haidara.

Tempting isn't it. Surprised more aren't doing it. What did the lad do exactly? Run onto the pitch and give Pardew some abuse? Switched off in disgust after that ginger cunt scored.

FUCKING SPINELESS CUNTS!!! 3-0 two years running to this woeful shower of shite is unacceptable!

Worst player on the pitch.

FFS! Why Sammy!? Was playing well. What a fucking clueless cunt Pardew is.

Yet again, we haven't turned up! Fucking unacceptable! Anita was clumsy as fuck to give away the pen. Always felt the first goal was going to be vital, and to hand them the lead is atrocious. The cunts deserve to be 2-0 up, but we're making it ridiculously easy for them. Santon & Ameobi MUST be subbed at half time. De Jong & Haidara on please. JUST FUCKING SHOW US YOU WANT IT FFS!!!!

Tiote confirmed as captain today.

Probably the most depressing quote I've ever heard come from him. Awful. We're so fucking small time.

Sky Sports Football ‏@SkyFootball 48s Phillippe Senderos has joined Valencia from Fulham on a permanent deal, according to Sky sources. http://bit.ly/Ly5hvP How has he managed that!?!!?! Been shite for years.

No Cabaye & Remy for the derby. Mackems dreams coming true here. Everything has been set in their favor. Should be about 4-0 up tonight. Fucking 0-0.

We used the Andy Carroll money to great effect, and we became a far superior side, but I have no confidence at all that this would happen again. Reckon we'll sell Cabaye, get no replacement in, and just hit 40 points, and be done with this season. MIGHT get a replacement in the summer, but yet again, the fat cockney bastard leaves us in a shite position.

We didn't accept that ridiculous bid from Arsenal either, and he still bailed out. Missed 2-3 games if I remember right. Really hope he plays. Easily the most creative player we usually have on the pitch, and was brilliant against West Ham. Body language experts will be out in full force if he plays like.

Reckon Cabaye will play? Or has his head been turned again?

Losing Cabaye the day before the derby would be horrific. Was dreading the game to begin with, but if Cabaye goes it'll be another embarrassing 3-0 loss.