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Ajax Going into today (final game) it was 1. Ajax 81 2. PSV 81 PSV needed Ajax to slip up, or win and overturn like 7 goal GD ..Ajax drew and gave the title to PSV who won 3-1 Ajax were playing the team 2nd bottom too

Not if Arsenal lose to Man City today and Man Utd don't win both their games. Just Man City winning should be enough for Spurs to finish 2nd. True, I wasnt aware Spurs' GD was so much better. That said if Man City win today they'll be within range of Spurs' GD with a good win in their last game Yeah it's about 8 difference now, although it would need us to beat Tottenham by at least 2 or 3....that's why i'm fairly confident Spurs will be 2nd if Arsenal lose today Man City 2-0 Arsenal Newcastle 1-0 Tottenham Swansea 0-5 Man City Not sure Spurs would be too arsed about Man City though, it's Arsenal they'll want to finish above so we should be fine in that regard. Obviously this is all irrelevant as Sunderland will beat Everton but aye

Not if Arsenal lose to Man City today and Man Utd don't win both their games. Just Man City winning should be enough for Spurs to finish 2nd. True, I wasnt aware Spurs' GD was so much better. That said if Man City win today they'll be within range of Spurs' GD with a good win in their last game

Even if Everton were playing well I'd fancy the mackems to beat them. The fact they're playing shite makes it an even more obvious Sunderland win. The hope is that Everton players are somewhat embarrassed by this run they're on (2 wins in 11) and they actually try to get something

2-1 Southampton, Spurs need to beat us on the last day then

Can see it at full speed here (go to 85:30 on the match clock) https://streamable.com/ydxc fucking insanity. There seems to really only be one NY player going mental at him, kinda surprising. You'd expect a lot more

Same partnership as the season we got relegated last time. 8-9 seasons ago. Said it before, but that is fucking ridiculous, I doubt there is any professional club in the world that would/could start the same CB partnership they had 8 years ago. Only at fucking Newcastle. Both shite players as well

fucking hell

Keep hearing the term "missed opportunity" in regards to us yesterday. I mean, it was, but because the mackems pulled a miracle win out of their arses our result was still pretty irrelevant given their momentum and game in hand

Fixtures out on June 22 btw

Ashley sacked him, why would he come back?

Have this on our shirts next season. Looks like an electricity company http://www.football-league.co.uk/cms_images/efl-logo-8x6549-2798852_478x359.jpg

Imagine if Sunderland lose on Wednesday though. I'm 100% resigned to relegation now. That'll happen and the fucking hope will creep in again before we lose to Spurs anyway and it doesnt matter

Everyone forgetting Thauvin in their squads for next year. Wonder why

Any reason for G Nev after his disaster at Valencia? His use of the 'skypad' is second to none

Find it hard to be angry at Chelsea when we couldn't beat Aston Villa tbh Apart from Mikel instead of Oscar today, Chelsea team was exactly the same as the one that won the league last season. They should be doing much better than losing 3-2 to fucking Sunderland

Finally get to go to Wembley though (unless you mean in the semis)

Explains his performances, he's bet against Newcastle every week

Forgot about this. When we were in the Championship last time I don't think I've ever watched as many live Newcastle games (legally ) as I did that season. We were on all the time

Nah, their luck will run out. You mustn't have got the memo, they'll never get relegated under fat Sam, he never gets relegated

Khazri has been very good for them. Kirchoff too actually. ..and Kone. Their January window is what saved them. and people thought we were the NE club with the good scout(s)

Hopefully Khazri breaks Defoe's leg in training and Allardyce breaks Khazri's face straight after. It's our only hope

Move Newcastle closer to the Wirral

August 2017, right? A season of us in the Championship, with Sunderland, Boro and Pardew in the Prem. Ugh Literally the only saving grace for me now is if Rafa stays. But he won't, so it'll be shit all round

Vardy's voice is hilarious. Looks like a proper radge and speaks like an 8 year old boy