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wonder if she had to send out a message for him over the tannoy when he inevitably went missing at a crucial moment

in Scotland at QoS V Hearts I was in the hearts end and the linesman made a bad call in broad Scottish accent from approx. 20 yards away Lino, you see you, YOU f***ing WEEEEE c***

there was one with sean bean in called when Saturday comes rags to premier league centre forward for local club scoring last minute goal in the belting down rain at the end he used to stand at as a bairn cinematic usual.......... he couldn't of done it on a cold night in stoke ah tell thee good sunday afternoon film though

song edit update he plays on the left and right in black and white wiiiiiiiiijnaldum he scored 1, then 2, then 3 then 4, Gigi wiiiiiiiiijnaldum

still think mine for wijnaldum is best there was something in the air that night the stars were bright wiiiiiiiiijnaldum he scored 4 for you and me he's class Gigi Wiiijnaldum repeat.........

sick of seeing and hearing this fuckers name tbh if he wanted to be here and we wanted him enough to meet the asking price he would be here by now if he wants to stay in that there London then I hope he fucks off to west ham and does a Dean Ashton

bumper update lascelles and Aarons in Eldon square wi some tart and another fella last Friday afternoon perez's near identical brother going from the leazes corner to what I assume was the players lounge entrance under the milburn after the game sunday Mbabu at nandos silverlink last night wearing ridiculous perez-esque pantaloons

really need to start getting back into my trading on betfair exchange this season

there were 4 out of the 11 last night that would potentially start PL games - Aarons, de jong, mitrovic, perez (gouffran should be shot out of a cannon into the sea so I don't count him) Also, some of our fans in the away end last night were a disgrace griefing darlow with some obscene stuff in front of their own kids and acting like it was a cup final against the mackems (one lad in particular who already had a broken face hopefully sustained in a painful way was lucky he didn't get lamped again) and should be banned from following us. Absolute howling spastics of the highest order. it was a reserve team pre-season friendly ffs and a fitness exercise. I do however believe lascelles was at fault for their second goal but it was a canny strike

Thought it would be the 'Members' kit on Saturday? it has been for the last few years

it's his birthday today, it was his birthday last week, it's his birthday tomorrow, and another one next week surprisingly sung to the tune of Happy Birthday by 'unknown'

tremendous ;D :whistle: needs to be sung at every single game for maximum comedy effect

there was something in the air that night the stars were bright WIJNALDUM

don't we offer these amounts because our policy under Ashley is we pay the whole lot in one go and not over a few years/clauses? other clubs want as much money up front and take the cash good policy imho (when we actually buy)

WEY-NAH.......-LDUM

Who is the mystery guy with grey hair? Steve Black

What time are they meant to be released today?

we are lower PL

got two cocks have you?

That was my point... you just articulated it betterer

see so would i, there would be tears of joy most likely and it would last for weeks

What stats? these ones, someone showed me them yesterday http://www.squawka.com/players/nemanja-matic/stats#performance-score#chelsea-(current)#english-barclays-premier-league#8#season-2014/2015#126#all-matches#1-38#cumulative http://www.squawka.com/players/jack-colback/stats#performance-score#newcastle-united-(current)#english-barclays-premier-league#8#season-2014/2015#126#all-matches#1-38#cumulative

Hypothetically If we won a trophy under Ashley/Charnley/McClaren What would your reaction be? I realise how mental this sounds but its Thursday and its sunny and i wanted to know everyones thoughts

His stats are better than Matic over the course of the season...........

fuck me man, he will be heading to charnleys door with the sayers next demanding answers