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That's the most ludicrously tragic thing I've ever seen She couldn't have been more disengenous had she been looking at her watch every two minutes

She did a porno? Fuck me, people are listening to a glorified brass

I'm sure that she'd hate all the attention that would garner. It's a bit like me saying to the wife "if I'm wrong, I'll go to the pub and get shitfaced".

At what price would you sell your dignity? Genuinely interested like. . .

The same Southampton that numerous other media sources say haven't made any sort of bid what so ever.

I'm sorry but I just don't believe it.

£18m my fat arse

Aye if we can convince anyone to come here I'm not that confident.

"Illegal migrant worker Papiss Cisse gave Princess Diana Ebola" As opposed to "Champion of the beautiful tradition of polygamy, Papiss Cisse, on spitting at white Devil Jonny Evans, eating organic quinoa and how it's all Israels fault"

It's her that's moving the goal posts of her own ITK bullshit as far as I can see. Last week she said it'd be done by Friday. She's basically just a good looking indykaila.

Montpelliers owner is fucking batshit though tbf

I bet if it were the Mail people would be foaming mind

As if I needed another reason to hate the guardian. From their transfer rumour round up today. "Newcastle hope that offering Charlie Austin the No9 shirt could be the key incentive that will make the striker choose to go to St James’ Park. And if that doesn’t work, maybe the club will throw in a biscuit or a shiny sticker album, too." Fucking communist arse rag.

It's the fucking daily star man Wouldn't even wrap my fish and chips in the cunt!

He looks like an Albanian rapist.

Operating costs suddenly spike to the levels of the money received from transfers no doubt

£10m for a 30 yr old is good business. Would also give the club no wriggle room in failing to land a quality replacement.

Dont ya just know he'll be snapped up by Tottenham at the 11th hour

If ya think Hernandez's goals will be as easily found here as they were at Man U/Madrid you've another thing coming. Doesn't create his own chances, too much of a poacher and will need more support than we can give him.

don't even think the article says that we are in talks just that we're watching him We like to watch. . . . .

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Unfortunately when you're selling areas like Mottram St Andrew, Prestbury etc most footballers/footballers wives wouldn't agree with you.

What a shock, has apparently told his representatives that he doesn't wanna come here. Let's have it right, who in their right mind would? We'll be signing no fucker this window - purely because the club is so toxic.

Which club? Dogabusers FC Roy Keane the manager perchance?

Michael Jordan/Beckham - 23 Ronaldo/Shearer - 9 Best/Ronaldo/Beckham/Cantona - 7 Pele/Maradona - 10 Gretzky - 99 Yeah shirt numbers mean nothing to people not associated with a certain team.